Monday Mayhem

Today’s meme- Bathroom Musings
1. What do you read when you are sitting on the toilet?
I don’t usually read while I am sitting there.  I just get my business done and over with as soon as possible.
2. Do you pee in the shower?
No I don’t
3. Do you always wash your hands after you use the toilet?
Doesn’t everyone???  Ok everyone doesn’t but they need too do it.
4. Do you allow someone to come into the bathroom while you are using the toilet?
My cats almost always follow me into the bathroom.
5. Do you clean your shower in the nude?
No, I can’t say that I ever have done this.  Maybe one day I will give it a try
6. When you use the toilet at someone else’s house do you go through their medicine cabinet and/or their bathroom cabinets and drawers?
No because it isn’t my house.  I get in and get out.
7. For the Men…Have you ever left the toilet seat up on purpose to irritate the woman in your life?
I think all men do it to bug us!
8. For the Women…Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the toilet seat up?
No thank god!
9. Do you courtesy flush?
10. Do you light a match or a candle or spray an air freshner when you are finished pooping?
I spray air freshner.
11. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?
No I never have done that.  That would be totally weird that is for sure.
12. What is the strangest thing you have ever flushed down the toilet?
I flush spiders down the toilets but other than that I don’t really flush weird things down the toilet.

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