Writers Workshop- 22 Things I Have Done

Mama’s Losin’ ItThis week I chose to write about 1.) Last week we wrote about what we have never done…this week write a list of 22 things you HAVE done. (inspired by Sellabit Mom).

  1. Placed a child for adoption
  2. Got married
  3. Walked out of a job instead of turning in my two weeks notice
  4. Been to jail
  5. Lived in the dorms while I was in college
  6. Started my own business
  7. Been diagnosed with a chronic illness
  8. Graduated for high school
  9. Dropped out of college
  10. Bought a brand new car
  11. Tried to reunite with my mom but she has made it clear she wants nothing to do with me or my brother
  12. Decided that I am not dealing with crap from my family
  13. Cut out family members that like to cause drama
  14. Learned to design blogs
  15. Gone to Yellowstone more times than I can count
  16. I worked at a nursing home and ended up loving every minute of it
  17. I got two cats to replace the little girl I placed for adoption
  18. I didn’t drink alcohol until I was 22
  19. I have never learned to drive a manual transmission
  20. Said no
  21. Peed my pants
  22. Wrecked my car because I wasn’t paying attention

It has taken me most of the day to come up with 22 things because I was trying not to post things that most people already know about me.

What things have you done?

Cops

 

Well I have been pulled over twice and got in a car accident once.  Lets just say I hate cops and I especially hate female cops!  The first time I got pulled over was by a female cop and she gave me a ticket for speeding.  Now I probably was speeding but I think she just gave me the ticket because I was cuter than she was!  The second time I got pulled over was because I was in the wrong lane.  I was trying to make a left turn and I was in the middle lane waiting to turn.  Well there was a minivan trying to make a left turn the other way but she wasn’t in the right lane.  So I went to turn around her and a car went around her and I had to stop so I was in the on coming lane.  He didn’t give me a ticket because he knew it wasn’t my fault but I was still pissed off about it.
The accident was my fault and that is all I am going to say about that.  I wasn’t paying attention and rear ended another car.  Not my proudest moment but I did have a lot going on.
Now my best friend and I have a lot of what we call car moments.  I am going to share one of them.  We were driving back to work on or lunch and a guy kept staring at us.  This happens all the time and needless to say this day Misti had had enough of it.  She looked at me and said the next time he looks at me I am going to wave at him.  Well he looked over and she waved at him.  Just as she did that traffic started moving and he was in the right turn lane.  He was so shocked that she had waved at him that he just about ran into a cement barrier.  I shouted he almost died and we both burst out laughing.  We have so many of them but that was one of the funniest that I can think of!

What are some of your funny car moments?  
Have a great Monday!