WOW I LOOK REALLY FAT IN THIS PICTURE! OH WELL THIS IS THE PICTURE WE TOOK BEFORE WE WENT OUT ON FRIDAY NIGHT. FRIDAY NIGHT WAS ALOT OF FUN. WE REALLY ENJOYED OURSELVES. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT AND BOTH OF US NEEDED A GOOD NIGHT THAT IS FOR SURE. IT HAD BEEN A REALLY REALLY LONG WEEK AT WORK. I DIDN'T MEET ANYONE THIS WEEKEND, WHICH IS OK BECAUSE I LIKE BEING ABLE TO DO ME. AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
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February 28, 2009
February 27, 2009
FINALLY FRIDAY
I AM SO HAPPY THAT IT IS FINALLY FRIDAY! IT HAS BEEN A LONG BORING WEEK AND I AM READY FOR THE WEEKEND TO COME. I AM TIRED OF THIS WEEK AND HOW SLOW IT HAS BEEN AT WORK. I DON'T KNOW THAT I COULD DEAL ANY MORE SLOW BORING DAYS. DON'T REALLY HAVE ALOT TO SAY LATELY. NOT REALLY SURE WHY I USUALLY HAVE TONS TO SAY. OH WELL GUESS LIFE IS BORING RIGHT NOW. WHICH IS OK I AM GLAD IT IS BORING.
I DECIDED THAT I AM FINALLY NOT SAD ANYMORE ABOUT JOSH LEAVING ME. I HAVE HEALED AND I AM READY TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE. I REALIZE NOW THAT I AM BETTER OFF WITH OUT HIM BRING ME DOWN ALL THE TIME. I ALSO KNOW THAT I WILL BE OK IF I AM SINGLE. I HAVE GOTTEN BACK TO ME. I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WOULD EVER HAPPEN BUT IT HAS AND I AM SO EXCITED FOR THAT. I AM SO MUCH HAPPIER WITH OUT JOSH IN MY LIFE ALL THE TIME. I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BILLS ALL THE TIME. I MEAN I AM STILL BROKE BUT I AM OK BEING BROKE. I CAN BE ME AGAIN AND NOT SOME ROBOT. SO I AM FINALLY ME AND I AM FINALLY HAPPY AGAIN! I HOPE THAT EVERYONE CAN FEEL HOW I FEEL NOW. IT IS SUCH AN AMAZING THING TO BE TOTALLY HAPPY AND CONTENT WITH HOW YOUR LIFE IS. I KNOW THAT EVERYONE CAN FEEL THIS WAY. I JUST WISH THAT MISTI COULD FIND THIS. I KNOW SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY. I KNOW THAT ONE DAY SHE WILL BE. MAYBE IT TAKES OTHERS MORE TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT MAKES THEM HAPPY. I DON'T KNOW I JUST KNOW THAT I AM FINALLY HAPPY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A VERY LONG TIME.
THE GIRLS ARE DOING OK. THEY HAVE DECIDED THAT THEY BOTH LIKE TO SLEEP WITH MOM ON THE BED SO THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ME ANYMORE. I WAKE UP AND I AM LIKE WTF??? I HAVE TO SLEEP ON A LITTLE PART OF THE BED SO THAT I DON'T DISTURB THE GIRLS. I KNOW THEY HAVE ME VERY WELL TRAINED. I DO WHAT THEY WANT ME TO DO. OH WELL I DON'T CARE THEY MAKE ME HAPPY. I WON'T EVER LEAVE MY GIRLS BEHIND. THEY ARE THE ONLY KIDS I WILL EVER HAVE.
LOOKS LIKE I FOUND STUFF TO TALK ABOUT AFTER ALL!
February 26, 2009
RANDOM THOUGHTS
WELL IT IS THURSDAY AND I AM SAD BECAUSE MISTI IS HAVING A HARD DAY. I JUST WISH THAT SHE COULD FIND HAPPINESS. I KNOW MAYBE ONE DAY SHE WILL BE I WISH IT WOULD HAPPEN NOW. I HATE TO SEE HER HURT AND I HATE TO SEE MEN TREAT HER LIKE THEY DO. I DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO HELP BUT AT TIMES I FEEL HELPLESS. I DO EVERYTHING THAT I CAN DO BUT I WISH I KNEW JUST WHAT TO SAY TO MAKE IT BETTER. MAYBE JUST BEING THERE WHEN SHE NEEDS ME IS ALL I CAN DO BUT I FEEL SO HELPLESS RIGHT NOW. I WANT HER TO KNOW THAT I CARE ABOUT HER AND THAT THINGS WILL GET BETTER. TIME HEALS ALL BUT TIME ALSO SUCKS! I ALSO WANT HER TO KNOW THAT IF SHE NEEDS ANYTHING I AM ALWAYS GOING TO BE THERE FOR HER NO MATTER WHERE I AM AT OR WHAT TIME IT IS.
THE GIRLS ARE AS CRAZY AS EVER THAT IS FOR SURE. THEYARE ALWAYS INTO SOMETHING AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE. I GUESS ALL CATS ARE LIKE THAT. MINE SEEM TO DO IT SO OFTEN BUT MAYBE THAT IS BECAUSE I TREAT THEM LIKE THE ARE JUST LITTLE PEOPLE. OH WELL THEY ARE STILL AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY KIDS. NOTHING I CAN OR WILL DO TO CHANGE THAT.
I AM FINALLY AT A POINT WHERE I AM HAPPY MORE THAN I AM SAD. SO I AM DOING REALLY REALLY WELL. I AM HOPING THE HARD TIMES ARE PAST ME AND HOPEFULLY THINGS WILL GET BETTER FROM HERE. I AM GOING TO STAY POSITIVE ABOUT IT ALL. SO THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE GOOD FOR ME. I MAY STRUGGLE AT TIMES BUT WHEN IT COME RIGHT DOWN TO IT THINGS WILL BE GOOD FROM HERE ON OUT!
$250 FOR A COOKIE RECIPE
When decent people get screwed over, this is the result! A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very expensive store; ie., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00. Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe In Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman- Marcus cookie.' It was So excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a sma ll frown, 'I'm afraid not, but you can buy The Recipe.' Well, I asked how much, and she responded, ' Only two fifty - it's a Great deal!' I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my Tab.
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman- Marcus Charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, 'Cookie Recipe-$250.00.' That was Outrageous!
I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was 'two fifty', which clearly does not mean 'two hundred and fifty dollars' by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to budge.
They would not refund my money because, according to them, 'What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the Recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money at this point.' I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the State of Texas I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was basically told, 'Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money Back.' I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun. I told her that I was going to see to it that every Cookie Lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe From Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, 'I wish you wouldn't do this.' I said, 'Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me off!' and slammed down the phone.
My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe In Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman- Marcus cookie.' It was So excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a sma ll frown, 'I'm afraid not, but you can buy The Recipe.' Well, I asked how much, and she responded, ' Only two fifty - it's a Great deal!' I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my Tab.
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman- Marcus Charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, 'Cookie Recipe-$250.00.' That was Outrageous!
I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was 'two fifty', which clearly does not mean 'two hundred and fifty dollars' by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to budge.
They would not refund my money because, according to them, 'What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the Recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money at this point.' I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the State of Texas I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was basically told, 'Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money Back.' I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun. I told her that I was going to see to it that every Cookie Lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe From Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, 'I wish you wouldn't do this.' I said, 'Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me off!' and slammed down the phone.
So here it is!
Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny off of this recipe!
NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz . Chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. Soda
1 tsp. Salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. Baking powder
2 tsp. Vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, hershey bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie Sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
February 25, 2009
SYLVIA
THIS IS WHAT SYLVIA WAS DOING THIS MORNING. I BROUGHT UP THIS WATER CASE CAUSE IT WAS EMPTY AND SHE TOOK IT UPON HERSELF TO GET INSIDE OF IT. SHE IS ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING AND SHE MAKES ME LAUGH. SO I FIGURED EVERYONE COULD GET A KICK OUT OF HER AND HER CRAZYNESS. MY GRANDMA ALSO TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS CATCHING SPIDERS THIS MORNING. SO NOW SHE IS A HUNTER. LOL IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH HER THAT IS FOR SURE. MY DAYS ARE NEVER DULL AND THE GIRLS ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE!
February 24, 2009
THE DUCK & THE DEVIL
There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing..
After lunch the next day Grandma said, 'Sally, let's wash the dishes' But Sally said, 'Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.' Then she whispered to him, 'Remember the duck?' So Johnny did the dishes.
Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing andGrandma said, 'I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.' Sally just smiled and said, 'Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help' She whispered again, 'Remember the duck?' So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.
After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally's; he finally couldn't stand it any longer. He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, 'Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.' Thought for the day and every day thereafter?
Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done... And the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.) ..whatever it is...You need to know that> God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. He's just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you. The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God's grace and mercy that we are saved. Go ahead and make the difference in someone's life today. Share this with a friend and always remember: God is at the window! When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you
IN NEED OF MEN THAT AREN'T JERKS
I HAVE DECIDED THAT MEN SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I CAN DO WITHOUT THEM FOREVER. THEY JUST CAUSE DRAMA AND HURT PEOPLE. I AM SO OVER MEN AND HOW THEY TREAT WOMEN. I AM ON A MISSION TO FIND ONE GUY THAT ISN'T A JERK. OK I ACTUALLY NEED TWO GOOD GUYS ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR MISTI. SO THAT IS THE MISSION I AM NOW ON. IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY LET ME KNOW CAUSE I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY OUT THERE.
As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy, Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy, George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy, Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy, The election is finally over!
I think 2009 will be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
Our best wishes for 2009
One truth however--
"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."
EXPLANATION OF LIFE
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So that is why for our first twenty yearswe eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
February 23, 2009
92 TRUTHS
1. Last beverage→ WATER
2. Last phone call -->CUSTOMER
3. Last text message --> TIM
4. Last song you listened to--> CAN'T REMEMBER
5. Last time you cried→ THIS WEEKEND
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → NO
7. Been cheated on? YEP
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? NOPE
9. Lost someone special?→ YES
10. Been depressed?→ SURE HAVE
11. Been drunk and threw up? YEP
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. PURPLE
13. BLUE
14. GREY
15. BLACK
HAVE YOU:
16. Made new friends? YES
17. Fallen out of love → YES
18. Laughed until you cried → SURE HAVE
19. Met someone who changed you -- YEP
20. Found out who your true friends were → YA
21. Found out someone was talking about you -- YES
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life--ALL OF THEM
23. How many kids do you want to have→ MAYBE ONE
24.Do you have any pets → YEP 2 CATS
25. Do you want to change your name→ SURE WHY NOT
26. What did you do for your 16th birthday→ NOT A DAMN THING
27. What time did you wake up today → 5 AM
28.What were you doing at midnight last night? TRYING TO SLEEP
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for →TO SEE TIM AGAIN
30.When was the last time you saw your dad→ DEPENDS ON WHICH DAD YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → EVERYTHING
32. What are you listening to right now → NOTHING
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → NOPE
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? → NOTHING
35.Most visited webpage:FACEBOOK AND MY BLOG
36. What's your name-- MARGARET ANNE TIDWELL
37. Nicknames→ BUG, BUNNIE
38. Relationship Status → GETTING A DIVORCE
39. Zodiac sign → SAG
40. Elementary--> RIVERTON
41. Middle School → ELK RIDGE
42. High school ---> RIVERTON HIGH
43. Hair color: RED AND BLACK
44. Long or short --> LONG
16. Height → 5'4"
45.Do you have a crush on someone? → SURE DO
46. Piercings → EARS
20. Tattoos → NOPE
47. Righty or lefty → RIGHT
FIRSTS :
48. First surgery-> TONSILS
49. First piercing → NONE
50. First best friends --> CAN'T REMEMBER
51. First sport you joined → NONE
52. First pet → A CAT
53. First vacation→ YELLOWSTONE
54. First concert---> NYSYC
First crush → CAN'T REMEMBER
55. Eating → NOTHING
56. Drinking → WATER
57. I'm about to → SURF THE WEB
58. Listening to - THE GUYS AT WORK BEING LOAD
59. Waiting for → LUNCH TO BE OVER
YOUR FUTURE :
60. Want kids?MAYBE
61. Want to get married? YES
62. Careers in mind? NOPE
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
63. Lips or eyes → EYES
64. Hugs or kisses → HUGS
65. Shorter or taller → EITHER
66. Older or Younger → OLDER
67. Romantic or spontaneous -- ROMANTIC
68. Sensitive or loud →SENSITIVE
69. Hook-up or relationship →EITHER
70. Trouble maker or hesitant →BOTH
HAVE YOU EVER :
71. Kissed a stranger -- YES
72. Drank hard liquor -->YES
73. Lost glasses/contacts → NOPE
74. Sex on first date --> YEP
75. Broken someone's heart → YES
76. Had your own heart broken → SURE HAVE.
77. Been arrested → NO
78. Cried when someone died → YES
79. Liked a friend that is a girl? → YA
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
80. Yourself → NOPE
81. Miracles → YES
82. Love at first sight → NO
83. Heaven → YES
84. Hell --> YES
85. Santa Clause → NOT ANYMORE
86. Evolution --> YES
87. God → YES
88. Angels → YES
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
89. Is there one person you want to be with right now? YEP.
90. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? NOPE NOT YET ANYWAYS
91. Do you miss anyone? YA I DO
92. Are you glad this survey is over? SURE AM
2. Last phone call -->CUSTOMER
3. Last text message --> TIM
4. Last song you listened to--> CAN'T REMEMBER
5. Last time you cried→ THIS WEEKEND
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → NO
7. Been cheated on? YEP
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? NOPE
9. Lost someone special?→ YES
10. Been depressed?→ SURE HAVE
11. Been drunk and threw up? YEP
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. PURPLE
13. BLUE
14. GREY
15. BLACK
HAVE YOU:
16. Made new friends? YES
17. Fallen out of love → YES
18. Laughed until you cried → SURE HAVE
19. Met someone who changed you -- YEP
20. Found out who your true friends were → YA
21. Found out someone was talking about you -- YES
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life--ALL OF THEM
23. How many kids do you want to have→ MAYBE ONE
24.Do you have any pets → YEP 2 CATS
25. Do you want to change your name→ SURE WHY NOT
26. What did you do for your 16th birthday→ NOT A DAMN THING
27. What time did you wake up today → 5 AM
28.What were you doing at midnight last night? TRYING TO SLEEP
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for →TO SEE TIM AGAIN
30.When was the last time you saw your dad→ DEPENDS ON WHICH DAD YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → EVERYTHING
32. What are you listening to right now → NOTHING
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → NOPE
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? → NOTHING
35.Most visited webpage:FACEBOOK AND MY BLOG
36. What's your name-- MARGARET ANNE TIDWELL
37. Nicknames→ BUG, BUNNIE
38. Relationship Status → GETTING A DIVORCE
39. Zodiac sign → SAG
40. Elementary--> RIVERTON
41. Middle School → ELK RIDGE
42. High school ---> RIVERTON HIGH
43. Hair color: RED AND BLACK
44. Long or short --> LONG
16. Height → 5'4"
45.Do you have a crush on someone? → SURE DO
46. Piercings → EARS
20. Tattoos → NOPE
47. Righty or lefty → RIGHT
FIRSTS :
48. First surgery-> TONSILS
49. First piercing → NONE
50. First best friends --> CAN'T REMEMBER
51. First sport you joined → NONE
52. First pet → A CAT
53. First vacation→ YELLOWSTONE
54. First concert---> NYSYC
First crush → CAN'T REMEMBER
55. Eating → NOTHING
56. Drinking → WATER
57. I'm about to → SURF THE WEB
58. Listening to - THE GUYS AT WORK BEING LOAD
59. Waiting for → LUNCH TO BE OVER
YOUR FUTURE :
60. Want kids?MAYBE
61. Want to get married? YES
62. Careers in mind? NOPE
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
63. Lips or eyes → EYES
64. Hugs or kisses → HUGS
65. Shorter or taller → EITHER
66. Older or Younger → OLDER
67. Romantic or spontaneous -- ROMANTIC
68. Sensitive or loud →SENSITIVE
69. Hook-up or relationship →EITHER
70. Trouble maker or hesitant →BOTH
HAVE YOU EVER :
71. Kissed a stranger -- YES
72. Drank hard liquor -->YES
73. Lost glasses/contacts → NOPE
74. Sex on first date --> YEP
75. Broken someone's heart → YES
76. Had your own heart broken → SURE HAVE.
77. Been arrested → NO
78. Cried when someone died → YES
79. Liked a friend that is a girl? → YA
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
80. Yourself → NOPE
81. Miracles → YES
82. Love at first sight → NO
83. Heaven → YES
84. Hell --> YES
85. Santa Clause → NOT ANYMORE
86. Evolution --> YES
87. God → YES
88. Angels → YES
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
89. Is there one person you want to be with right now? YEP.
90. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? NOPE NOT YET ANYWAYS
91. Do you miss anyone? YA I DO
92. Are you glad this survey is over? SURE AM
MONDAYS THOUGHTS
WELL IT IS MONDAY AGAIN AND I HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT TODAY. FIRST THING IS THE PILLS. SO I TRIED ONE PILL SATURDAY NIGHT AND I DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL. SO YESTERDAY NIGHT I TOOK TWO AGAIN AND I HARDLY SLEPT BUT LAST NIGHT WAS HARD BECAUSE MY BROTHER AND LACHELLE ARE SO LOUD THAT IS HARD TO SLEEP. I THINK THEY WORK BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WILL WORK FOR SLEEP OR NOT. ALL I CAN DO IS KEEP TAKING THEM AND HOPE THAT THEY WORK.
I MET WITH MY DAD YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. IT WAS WEIRD TO SAY THE LEAST. I AM NOT SURE WHERE THINGS WILL GO WITH HIM AND I BUT I AM OPEN AND I AM TRYING. I FELT REALLY OUT OF PLACE. IT HURTS ME THAT HE NEVER EVEN TRIED TO COME AND GET US. HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST TRIED AND HE NEVER HAS. EVEN WHEN MY GRANDPARENTS ADOPTED US HE DIDN'T TRY. I AM HAVING A HARD TIME BELIEVING THAT HE ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP. AFTER YESTERDAY I GOT THE FEELING THAT IT WAS MORE MY DADS WIFE THAT WANTS HIM TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW THOUGH. I JUST FIND THAT I AM MORE CONFUSED THAN BEFORE. I GUESS IN TIME IT WILL ALL WORK OUT AND THINGS WILL END UP HOW THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE. I CAN'T KEEP WORRYING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. IF IT IS MEANT TO HAPPEN IT WILL HAPPEN AND THAT IS WHAT I HAVE TO BELIEVE.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR JOSH TO GET HERE SO THAT WE CAN FILE FOR DIVORCE. HE IS DRAGGING HIS FEET WITH IT THOUGH AND IT IS STARTING TO MAKE ME MAD. I JUST WANT IT DONE AND OVER WITH. IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT THINGS GOT WORKED AND ARE FINISHED WITH HIM AND I. I AM TIRED OF BEING IN LIMBO WITH HIM. I AM DONE AND I WANT TO BE DIVORCED SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM ANYMORE. I AM GETTING TIRED OF HAVING TO ACT LIKE HIS MOTHER ALL THE TIME. HE NEEDS TO GROW UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE A KID. I GUESS HE WILL AT SOME POINT BUT I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND HIM TO FIND OUT. HE GO OUT AND PARTY AND DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO FROM NOW ON. I COULD CARELESS I JUST WANT HIM TO COME HERE AND SIGN THE PAPERS SO THAT WE CAN FINALLY BE DONE WITH OUR MARRIAGE. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD REACH THIS POINT BUT I HAVE AND I AM GLAD THAT I HAVE.
I MET WITH MY DAD YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. IT WAS WEIRD TO SAY THE LEAST. I AM NOT SURE WHERE THINGS WILL GO WITH HIM AND I BUT I AM OPEN AND I AM TRYING. I FELT REALLY OUT OF PLACE. IT HURTS ME THAT HE NEVER EVEN TRIED TO COME AND GET US. HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST TRIED AND HE NEVER HAS. EVEN WHEN MY GRANDPARENTS ADOPTED US HE DIDN'T TRY. I AM HAVING A HARD TIME BELIEVING THAT HE ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP. AFTER YESTERDAY I GOT THE FEELING THAT IT WAS MORE MY DADS WIFE THAT WANTS HIM TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW THOUGH. I JUST FIND THAT I AM MORE CONFUSED THAN BEFORE. I GUESS IN TIME IT WILL ALL WORK OUT AND THINGS WILL END UP HOW THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE. I CAN'T KEEP WORRYING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. IF IT IS MEANT TO HAPPEN IT WILL HAPPEN AND THAT IS WHAT I HAVE TO BELIEVE.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR JOSH TO GET HERE SO THAT WE CAN FILE FOR DIVORCE. HE IS DRAGGING HIS FEET WITH IT THOUGH AND IT IS STARTING TO MAKE ME MAD. I JUST WANT IT DONE AND OVER WITH. IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT THINGS GOT WORKED AND ARE FINISHED WITH HIM AND I. I AM TIRED OF BEING IN LIMBO WITH HIM. I AM DONE AND I WANT TO BE DIVORCED SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM ANYMORE. I AM GETTING TIRED OF HAVING TO ACT LIKE HIS MOTHER ALL THE TIME. HE NEEDS TO GROW UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE A KID. I GUESS HE WILL AT SOME POINT BUT I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND HIM TO FIND OUT. HE GO OUT AND PARTY AND DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO FROM NOW ON. I COULD CARELESS I JUST WANT HIM TO COME HERE AND SIGN THE PAPERS SO THAT WE CAN FINALLY BE DONE WITH OUR MARRIAGE. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD REACH THIS POINT BUT I HAVE AND I AM GLAD THAT I HAVE.
THE YEAR IS 1907
Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an e xact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." Theodore Roosevelt 1907
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an e xact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." Theodore Roosevelt 1907
Every American citizen needs to read this!
February 21, 2009
NEW MEDICATION
WELL I STARTED MY NEW MEDICATION LAST NIGHT AND I AM STILL DRUGGED FROM IT. IT DID HELP ME SLEEP THOUGH AND I HAVEN'T HAD ANY ANXIETY TODAY. THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I AM TO DRUGGED UP TO CARE THOUGH. OH WELL I AM SURE I WILL GET USED TO IT IN TIME. IT IS ABOUT TIME TO TAKE IT AGAIN SO WE WILL SEE HOW IT MAKES ME FEEL THIS TIME. I SURE HOPE I CAN KEEP TAKING IT BUT I KNOW I CAN'T BE DRUGGED UP AT WORK SO WE WILL SEE HOW I FEEL AFTER A WEEK ON IT. I WILL POST MORE TOMORROW WHEN I KNOW HOW TONIGHT GOES.
February 20, 2009
MEETING MY DAD
WELL IT IS FRIDAY AGAIN AND I HAVE MADE A HUGE STEP THIS WEEK. I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM GOING TO MEET WITH MY DAD ON SUNDAY. NOT SURE HOW THAT WILL GO BUT I WILL GO AND GIVE HIM A CHANCE. EVERYONE DESERVES CHANCES. I WILL TRY IT ONCE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WILL KEEP ON SEEING HIM. RIGHT NOW I AM NOT SURE I WILL GIVE IT A CHANCE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS BUT I AM NOT GOING TO COUNT ON ANYTHING.
I ALSO GOT REALLY GOOD NEWS YESTERDAY. I GET TO TRY THE TYSABRI AGAIN BECAUSE IT IS FREE AND ALL I HAVE TO COME UP WITH IS THE COST OF THE INFUSION CENTER. I AM SO HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR THAT. IT WILL BE NICE TO GET BACK ON THE ONE THING THAT REALLY HELPED ME. SO WITH HELP FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY I WILL BE ABLE TO PAY FOR THE DRUG AND HOPEFULLY GET BETTER OR AT LEAST NOT GET ANY WORSE. I AM ALSO STARTING THE NEW MEDICATION SHE GAVE ME TONIGHT SO THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING. I AM HOPING IT WORKS BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT IT WILL DO FOR ME.
ELINORE IS BACK TO BEING SICK AGAIN. IT IS REALLY JUST A CYCLE WITH HER I AM FINDING OUT. OH WELL NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WAIT AND HOPE SHE GETS BETTER. I KNOW SHE WILL SO I AM NOT TO WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF IT. SYLVIA IS STILL A MONSTER LIKE SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN. SHE IS JUST HER USUAL MEAN SELF. SHE HAS NEVER BEEN VERY NICE. SHE IS GREAT WHEN SHE GETS HER OWN WAY BUT WHEN I DON'T LET HER HAVE HER WAY THAT IS WHEN SHE GETS MEAN.
I GUESS IT IS TIME TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT TIM. TIM IS A GUY I MET THROUGH JOSH AND I AM REALLY STARTING TO LIKE HIM. FOR THE FIRST TIME I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE REALLY UNDERSTANDS ME AND GETS HOW I AM. I DON'T EVER HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO HIM. I HAVE NEVER FELT THAT WAY WITH ANYONE. HE UNDERSTANDS AND CAN READ ME WITH OUT ME HAVING TO SAY ANYTHING. IT IS REALLY WEIRD BUT I AM ALSO SCARED TO MESS UP THE FRIENDSHIP THAT WE HAVE OVER GETTING INTO A RELATIONSHIP. SO WE ARE JUST GOING TO TAKE IS SLOW AND SINCE I AM MARRIED STILL AND ALL THAT IS THE BEST THING TO DO. MAYBE IN THE END ALL WE WILL EVER BE IS FRIENDS AND I AM OK WITH THAT. I DON'T WANT TO RISK WHAT WE HAVE OVER SOMETHING STUPID. NOW THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IF IT GOES THAT WAY I AM GOING TO STOP IT. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I AM JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW OF THINGS. I AM FINALLY TAKING IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND NOT WORRYING ABOUT THINGS LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE.
I ALSO GOT REALLY GOOD NEWS YESTERDAY. I GET TO TRY THE TYSABRI AGAIN BECAUSE IT IS FREE AND ALL I HAVE TO COME UP WITH IS THE COST OF THE INFUSION CENTER. I AM SO HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR THAT. IT WILL BE NICE TO GET BACK ON THE ONE THING THAT REALLY HELPED ME. SO WITH HELP FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY I WILL BE ABLE TO PAY FOR THE DRUG AND HOPEFULLY GET BETTER OR AT LEAST NOT GET ANY WORSE. I AM ALSO STARTING THE NEW MEDICATION SHE GAVE ME TONIGHT SO THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING. I AM HOPING IT WORKS BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT IT WILL DO FOR ME.
ELINORE IS BACK TO BEING SICK AGAIN. IT IS REALLY JUST A CYCLE WITH HER I AM FINDING OUT. OH WELL NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WAIT AND HOPE SHE GETS BETTER. I KNOW SHE WILL SO I AM NOT TO WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF IT. SYLVIA IS STILL A MONSTER LIKE SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN. SHE IS JUST HER USUAL MEAN SELF. SHE HAS NEVER BEEN VERY NICE. SHE IS GREAT WHEN SHE GETS HER OWN WAY BUT WHEN I DON'T LET HER HAVE HER WAY THAT IS WHEN SHE GETS MEAN.
I GUESS IT IS TIME TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT TIM. TIM IS A GUY I MET THROUGH JOSH AND I AM REALLY STARTING TO LIKE HIM. FOR THE FIRST TIME I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE REALLY UNDERSTANDS ME AND GETS HOW I AM. I DON'T EVER HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO HIM. I HAVE NEVER FELT THAT WAY WITH ANYONE. HE UNDERSTANDS AND CAN READ ME WITH OUT ME HAVING TO SAY ANYTHING. IT IS REALLY WEIRD BUT I AM ALSO SCARED TO MESS UP THE FRIENDSHIP THAT WE HAVE OVER GETTING INTO A RELATIONSHIP. SO WE ARE JUST GOING TO TAKE IS SLOW AND SINCE I AM MARRIED STILL AND ALL THAT IS THE BEST THING TO DO. MAYBE IN THE END ALL WE WILL EVER BE IS FRIENDS AND I AM OK WITH THAT. I DON'T WANT TO RISK WHAT WE HAVE OVER SOMETHING STUPID. NOW THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IF IT GOES THAT WAY I AM GOING TO STOP IT. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I AM JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW OF THINGS. I AM FINALLY TAKING IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND NOT WORRYING ABOUT THINGS LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE.
February 19, 2009
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs.. but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' (who thinks up this stuff???)The second? William Jefferson Clinton (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
GEORGE CARLIN'S VIEWS ON AGEING
Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
February 18, 2009
MEXICAN WORDS OF THE DAY
The teacher told Pepito to use the following words in a sentence.. These were his replies:
1. =*Cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3.*Shoulder*
My fren wanted to become a citizen, but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. *Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had two cars, but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife, but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken Wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13.. *Body Wash*
I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
YESTERDAYS DOCTORS APPOINTMENT
WELL I HAD TO GO TO MS DOCTORS YESTERDAY AND IT WAS OK. SHE DECIDED TO SWITCH MEDICATIONS FOR ME. SHE IS PUTTING ME ON SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP WITH HEADACHES, SLEEP, AND HOPEFULLY MY PANIC ATTACKS. IT CAN ALSO HELP WITH THE NUMBNESS AND TINGLING THAT I HAVE IN MY HANDS. I AM NOT GOING TO START IT UNTIL FRIDAY SO THAT I CAN SEE WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE IT IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO GET UP AND GET READY FOR WORK IN THE MORNING. SO WE WILL SEE WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE IT AND IF IT WORKS FOR ME. I AM HOPING IT DOES BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. I JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T MAKE ME TOO HUNG OVER IN THE MORNING. SO WE WILL SEE IF IT WORKS FOR ME.
THE GIRLS ARE BEING MONSTERS AGAIN. THEY ARE THOUGH WHEN MY GRANDPARENTS ARE HOME BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEY WON'T DISCIPLINE THEM. OH WELL THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM NOT ME. THEY WILL FIGURE IT OUT ONE DAY. IF THEY DON'T EVER FIGURE IT OUT OH WELL. THE GIRLS LISTEN TO ME AND THAT IS ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS.
THE GIRLS ARE BEING MONSTERS AGAIN. THEY ARE THOUGH WHEN MY GRANDPARENTS ARE HOME BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEY WON'T DISCIPLINE THEM. OH WELL THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM NOT ME. THEY WILL FIGURE IT OUT ONE DAY. IF THEY DON'T EVER FIGURE IT OUT OH WELL. THE GIRLS LISTEN TO ME AND THAT IS ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS.
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM NOT GOING TO TALK TO ARI UNLESS SHE TEXT OR CALLS ME. I AM TIRED OF HER ACTING LIKE SHE IS PERFECT. I HAVE GOTTEN TIRED OF HER USING PEOPLE FOR MONEY. SHE TOLD ME THIS WEEK THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY GRANDPARENTS AND I WAS LIKE OK? SHE DOESN'T GET HOW REST OF THE WORLD LIVES. OH WELL SHE WILL SURVIVE AND BE OK WITH OUT US IN HER LIFE. I JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T SEE HER FOR WHAT SHE IS. OH WELL THAT IS THERE PROBLEM NOT MINE.
I AM SO TIRED OF MY LITTLE BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND TAKING MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING ME. IT IS A JOKE. I BOUGHT A NEW JACKET AND SHE JUST TOOK IT AND WEARS IT. IT IS LIKE IF YOU AT LEAST ASK THEN I DON'T THINK I LOST IT. OH WELL I GUESS THAT IS HER AND I WILL JUST KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT OF NOW. ONE DAY I WILL SAY SOMETHING OR MAYBE THEY WILL JUST MOVE OUT SOON. OH WAIT THEY WILL NEVER MOVE OUT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SAVE MONEY. THEYJUST KEEP BUYING NEW PHONES AND CHANGING PHONE COMPANIES. THEY CAN'T SAVE MONEY TO SAVE THEIR LIVES. I AM GETTING SO TIRED OF THEM AND HOW THEY ACT. THEY ALWAYS LIE AND I FIGURE IT OUT ALL THE TIME. THEY THINK I AM STUPID OR SOMETHING. OH WELL IT JUST SHOWS ME WHAT KIND OF PERSON THAT SHE IS. OH WELL I DON'T NEED HER IN MY LIFE AND I DON'T NEED MY BROTHER EITHER. AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THEY CAN BOTH LEAVE AND I WON'T BE SAD ABOUT IT AT ALL!
GENTLE THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . . . . . . . . AMEN!
February 17, 2009
TWENTY EIGHT LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
26 .. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
1 4 .. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
11 .. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
12 .. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
13 .. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
1 4 .. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 1 5 .. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
1 6 Procrastinate Now!
1 7 .. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
18 .. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
19 .. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
20 .. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
21 ..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
22 .. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
23 .. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
24 .. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
25 .. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
26 .. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.27 .. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
28.. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!
February 16, 2009
LONG WEEKEND
I AM SO GLAD IT IS MONDAY. IT WAS A REALLY REALLY LONG WEEKEND AND HAD ALOT OF DRAMA IN IT. I AM SO GLAD SINGLE AWARENESS DAY IS OVER AND MY GRANDPARENTS ARE HOME. I HAVE ALOT LESS STRESS TODAY NOW THAT THE GRANDPARENTS ARE HOME AND I NO LONGER HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING. I HAVE DECIDED I NEVER WANT KIDS AND I DON'T WANT A HOUSE OF MY OWN IT IS TO MUCH WORK. I AM TOO TIRED ALL THE TIME TO KEEP UP ON A HOUSE AND A YARD. I GUESS I AM GETTING LAZY IN MY OLD AGE LOL.
THE CATS ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE MY GRANDMA AS WELL. THEY WERE ALL UP AND EXCITED TO SEE THEM. ELINORE FOLLOWED MY GRANDMA AROUND ALL NIGHT AND JUST WANTED HER TO PET HER. IT WAS REALLY CUTE I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THE CATS MISSED THEM. SYLVIA WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE MY GRANDPA. SHE LOVES TO PLAY WITH HIM ALL DAY LONG. SO THE GIRLS SHOULD BE HAPPY AGAIN. MY GRANDMA TOLD ME THAT SYLVIA HAS LOST WEIGHT AND I SAID IT IS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T GET TO EAT ALL DAY LONG. SHE ATE ONCE OR TWICE A DAY.
FUN FOOD FACTS FROM MY GRANDPARENTS CRUISE
- ON THE ELATION WE PREPARE FOOD FOR 2,600 GUESTS AND 950 CREW, APPROX. 12,000 MEALS PER DAY
- WE USE 20,000 POUNDS OF MEAT A WEEK, 1,000 POUNDS OF CHICKEN AND POULTRY, AND A FUTHER 15,000 POUNDS OF GROCERY AND PRODUCE.
- WE USE OVER 32,000 EGGS A WEEK. . .AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE ROOSTER ON BOARD.
- WE USE ENOUGH JUICE, COFFEE AND TEA TO KILL THE SWIMMING POOLS 3 TIMES OVER.
- WE ALSO CONSUME 1000 GALLONS OF MILK A WEEK.
- THE FOOD DEPARTMENT IN THE LARGEST DEPARTMENT ON BOARD WITH 540 CREW MEMBERS.
- SQUARE FOOT FOR SQUARE FOOT THE GALLEY IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE ENGINE ROOM AND ALSO OUTWEIGHS IT.
- WE WASH 7,200 PLATES PER SEATING AND SERVE 650 MAIN COURSES IN THE EACH DINING ROOM FOR LESS THAN 20 MINS.
- COUNTING THE NUMBER OF PLATES LEAVING THE GALLEY: WE SERVE 7,200 PLATES PER SEATING (TAKING INTO ACCOUNT APPETIZERS, SALADS, ENTREES, AND DESSERTS). THIS MEANS A PLATE LEAVES THE GALLEY EVERY 1/2 SECONDS.
- A FINAL NOTE: ON A WEEKLY BASIS, THE CONSUMPTION IN THE BARS IS 6,000 GALLONS OF PRE-MIXED DRINKS, BEER AND HARD LIQUOR.
February 14, 2009
FLOWERS
THESE WERE DELIVERED TODAY! I WAS SO EXCITED TO GET THEM. WHEN THE GUY WAS BRINGING THEM TO THE DOOR I THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR MY LITTLE BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND, BUT THEY WERE FROM ME. SO I WANT TO THANK MISTI FOR THINKING OF ME AND GETTING THEM FOR ME! SHE REALLY DID MAKE THE DAY BETTER AND MAKE ME REALIZE THAT I CAN GET THROUGH TODAY! THEY ARE SO PRETTY! THANKS AGAIN!
VALENTINES DAY
WELL IT IS VALENTINES DAY AND IT SUCKS! I REALLY DIDN'T WANT THIS DAY TO COME BUT I KNEW IT HAD TOO AT SOME POINT. IF IT ISN'T ONE THING IT REALLY HAS BEEN ANOTHER LATELY. YESTERDAY WAS A JOKE OF A DAY BUT I DID LEARN WHO WAS REALLY MY FRIEND AND WHO WAS A FAKE ASS PERSON. SO IN THAT SENSE IT WAS A GOOD DAY BUT IT DID HURT TO REALIZE THAT I COULDN'T TRUST SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST. IT WILL BE OK I WILL HEAL AND MOVE ON IT ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THINGS LIKE THIS HAVE HAPPENED THAT IS FOR SURE. ALL I CAN DO IS MOVE ON AND FORGET ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE HURT ME. I WON'T WASTE ANYMORE TIME FEELING SORRY FOR PEOPLE OR LIKING PEOPLE THAT DON'T DESERVE IT.
THE CUBS ARE DOING GREAT THEY ARE ACTING ALL GROWN UP. I AM SO PROUD OF MY KIDS AND HOW THEY ARE ACTING. THEY ARE FINALLY ALL GROWN UP!
February 13, 2009
FINALLY FRIDAY
WELL IT IS FINALLY FRIDAY! I AM SO HAPPY FOR THAT IS HAS BEEN A REALLY REALLY LONG WEEK. NOW I REALIZE IT IS FRIDAY THE 13TH AND TOMORROW IS SINGLE AWARENESS DAY. I AM SURE I WILL SURVIVE BOTH OF THEM BUT I WON'T BE HAPPY ABOUT ANY OF IT. I AM SURE IT WILL ALL PASS ALL I CAN DO IS TRY AND STAY POSITIVE ABOUT ALL OF IT. I KNOW IN TIME EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON WILL PASS AND LIFE WILL GET BETTER. I NEVER SAY IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE BECAUSE IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET WORSE. SO I HAVE LEARNED NEVER TO SAY THAT PHRASE.
I HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED TO JOSH AT ALL IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS SO I AM NOT SURE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIM. I KNOW HE HAD A MEETING TODAY WITH SAFETY AND THAT WILL DECIDE IF HE STILL HAS A JOB OR WHAT NOT. IT WILL REALLY SUCK IF THEY GET RID OF HIM BECAUSE I NEED HIS HEALTH INSURANCE BUT IF IT HAPPENS I WILL FIGURE IT ALL OUT. I ALWAYS DO FIGURE IT OUT.
MY GRANDMA GETS HOME ON SUNDAY NIGHT I AM SO EXCITED FOR THAT! I CAN'T WAIT TIL SHE IS IN CHARGE AGAIN AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ANYMORE. I AM SURE TIRED OF BABY SITTING A 21 YEAR OLD THAT IS FOR SURE. OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE AND IT IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME THEY GO OUT OF TOWN. GUESS I JUST NEED TO ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON.
February 12, 2009
WHAT A GREAT JUSTICE SYSTEM WE HAVE
BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.
This took place in Charlotte North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.'
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON!
DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.
This took place in Charlotte North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.'
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON!
(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest.
ONLY IN AMERICA .
NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE'RE NUTS
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest.
ONLY IN AMERICA .
NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE'RE NUTS
THURSDAY THOUGHTS
IT IS ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE WEEKEND AND I AM SO EXCITED FOR THAT. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SINGLE AWARENESS DAY IS OVER. I HATE THAT DAY AND I WILL ALWAYS HATE IT. IT IS WORSE THIS YEAR THOUGH BECAUSE I AM ALONE AND I HATE THAT. I GUESS THIS YEAR I WILL JUST TRY AND STAY BUSY AND STAY AWAY FROM COUPLES BECAUSE THE LAST THING I WANNA SEE IS PEOPLE HAPPY AND A COUPLE. I AM TAKING IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND I KNOW IN TIME PEOPLE BEING COUPLES WON'T BOTHER ME BUT ALL I KNOW IS RIGHT NOW IT REALLY GETS TO ME. I SEE HAPPY PEOPLE AND THAT IS ALL I WANT TO BE IS HAPPY AGAIN. I KNOW THAT IN TIME I WILL BE HAPPY AND THAT IS WHAT IS GETTING ME THROUGH WHAT IS GOING ON. I AM TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE BUT I AM FINDING THAT I AM STILL ISOLATING MYSELF BECAUSE I AM NOT HAPPY AND I DON'T WANNA BRING OTHERS DOWN ANYMORE THAN I ALREADY DO. IT ISN'T FAIR FOR PEOPLE TO BE BROUGHT DOWN BECAUSE OF ME AND WHAT I DO. SO UNITL I CAN GET TO A POINT WHERE I AM HAPPY I WILL STAY ALONE AND NOT WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND WHAT THEY DO. THIS WAY I DON'T BRING OTHERS DOWN AND MAKE THEM DEPRESSED WITH ME. IF EVERYONE IS HAPPY GOOD FOR THEM AND I WANT THEM TO STAY THAT WAY.
THE CUBS ARE DOING OK I GUESS THEY SEEM TO HAVE PHASES WHERE THEY DO GOOD AND THEY DO BAD. THEY ARE SO MUCH LIKE PEOPLE THAT I COULD NEVER GET RID OF THEM. I DON'T SEE HOW PEOPLE CAN'T SEE HOW MUCH ANIMALS ARE LIKE HUMANS IF YOU TALK TO THEM AND TREAT THEM LIKE PEOPLE. MY CUBS WILL ALWAYS BE MY KIDS AND I WILL BE SAD WHEN I HAVE TO PUT THEM TO SLEEP OR THEY DIE. I KNOW IT HAS TO HAPPEN SO I AM TRYING TO READY MYSELF FOR THAT DAY.
GRANDMA CALLED TODAY AND SHE IS BACK IN THE STATES. I WAS SO HAPPY TO KNOW THEY ARE HOME SO THAT I CAN CALL HER AND TALK TO HER. THERE IS SO MUCH TO FILL HER IN ON THAT IT WILL TAKE WEEKS TO FILL HER IN. LOOKS LIKE I GET TO GO HOME AND CLEAN TONIGHT AND START GETTING THE HOUSE READY FOR THEM TO COME HOME. IT SHOULD TAKE ME DAYS BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES ANYTHING RIGHT NOW SO I WILL TRY AND KEEP UP ON IT BUT WHO KNOWS IF THAT WILL HAPPEN. I AM GOING TO DO MY BEST AND THAT IS ALL I CAN DO. GRANDMA WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN SHE COMES HOME AND IT ISN'T TOTALLY CLEAN. SHE WILL KNOW THAT I DID MY BEST TO TRY AND KEEP IT CLEAN.
February 11, 2009
WENSDAYS RANDOM THOUGHTS
WELL THE WEEK IS ALMOST OVER AND I AM SO READY FOR IT TO BE DONE AND GRANDMA AND GRANDPA TO BE HOME. I GET SO TIRED OF TAKING CARE OF EVERYTHING. I ASK MY BROTHER TO DO SOMETHING AND HE DOESN'T DO IT SO I JUST DO IT SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP ASKING HIM. IT GETS SO OLD BABY SITTING A 21 YEAR OLD CHILD. THIS IS WHY I HATE LIVING AT HOME WHEN MY GRANDPARENTS GO OUT OF TOWN. OH WELL GUESS ALL I CAN DO IS KEEP DOING WHAT I HAVE TO DO AND STAY CALM TILL THEY GET HOME. I KNOW IT WILL BE OK AND THEY WILL UNDERSTAND WHY THE HOUSE ISN'T THE CLEANEST. I AM TRYING BUT IT IS HARD TAKING CARE OF A HOUSE WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE THERE THAT DON'T HELP VERY MUCH IF THEY HELP AT ALL.
I GUESS GRANDPAS BROTHER ISN'T DOING WELL AT ALL. GRANDMA CALLED ME YESTERDAY AND TOLD ME THAT. I AM HOPING THEY DON'T HAVE TO COME HOME EARLY BECAUSE I KNOW THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO COME HOME EARLY. I GUESS IF THEY HAVE TO THEY WILL. AT LEAST GRANDPA SAID GOODBYE TO HIS BROTHER BEFORE HE LEFT. NOW HE WON'T REGRET NOT SEEING HIM BEFORE HE LEFT. I KNOW FROM THE NURSING HOME THAT PEOPLE REGRETTED NOT SAYING GOOD BYE TO PEOPLE BEFORE THEY DIED. IF HIS BROTHER DOES PASS AWAY I GUESS I HAVE TO AT LEAST ORDER FLOWERS AND SEND THEM TO HIS FAMILY. I WON'T GO TO THE FUNERAL BECAUSE I HATE FUNERALS THEY SUCK. I CAN'T STAND TO BE AROUND DEAD BODIES TO I TRY AND AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE MY PHOBIA OF DEAD BODY'S COMES FROM BUT ALL I KNOW IS EVEN AT THE NURSING HOME IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO BE AROUND THEM. IT IS THAT FEAR THAT I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER GET OVER IT. SO I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY AND GET OVER IT. I AM JUST GOING TO AVOID DEAD BODY'S AND THAT WAY I WON'T GET FREAKED OUT.
ELINORE IS DOING BETTER. LETS HOPE SHE STAYS THIS WAY AND DOESN'T GET WORSE AGAIN. SHE IS MAD AT ME THOUGH BECAUSE I DID LEAVE HER OUTSIDE FOR LIKE 3 HOURS LAST NIGHT. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HER AND ONCE I DID REMEMBER SHE WAS SO MAD. SHE WAS STILL MAD AT ME THIS MORNING. OH WELL SHE WILL GET OVER IT AT SOME POINT I GUESS. I AM NOT GOING TO WORRY ABOUT IT TO MUCH. THE OTHER CATS ARE DOING OK. SYLVIA WAS IN THE BATH TUB LAST NIGHT AND I SO BADLY WISHED I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A PICTURE OF HER THERE BUT SHE GOT OUT BEFORE I COULD GO AND GRAB MY PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE. I SHOULD JUST LEARN TO CARRY MY PHONE WITH ME AT ALL TIMES. I ALWAYS NEED IT WHEN I DON'T HAVE IT. ONE DAY I WILL LEARN AND CARRY IT WITH ME.
February 10, 2009
JOSH
JOSH ROLLED HIS TRUCK YESTERDAY. FROM WHAT I KNOW HE IS OK BUT THE DOG DID DIE. HE TOLD ME THAT THE WIND BLEW HIS TRUCK OVER AND THAT HE WAS EMPTY. SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT THE TRUCK GOT BLOWN OVER. I HOPE HE IS OK AND THAT THE TRUCK ISN'T TOTALLED. I HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED TO HIM OR FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED. MAYBE ONE DAY HE WILL TELL ME BUT I WON'T PUSH HIM FOR INFORMATION BECAUSE I AM SURE IT HURTS HIM TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. I AM SURE THAT ONE DAY HE WILL WANNA TALK ABOUT IT AND I HOPE HE WILL. I JUST HOPE THINGS WORK OUT FOR HIM. WHO KNOWS HOW LONG HE WILL BE DOWN FOR BECAUSE OF THIS BUT IT WILL PROBABLY BE A VERY LONG TIME. I WISH HIM THE BEST AND HOPE THINGS WILL WORK OUT IN THE END FOR HIM. HE IS A STRONG PERSON AND I KNOW THAT HE CAN AND WILL GET THROUGH THIS.
February 9, 2009
WEEKEND
WELL THIS WEEKEND WAS DRAMA LESS AND THAT WAS MUCH NEEDED. I FOUND MYSELF NOT WANTING TO DO ANYTHING OR BE AROUND ANYONE. I DID GO SHOPPING ON SATURDAY AND RENTED A FEW MOVIES BUT THAT WAS ABOUT ALL. I JUST SAT MOST OF THE TIME IN MY BEDROOM AND DIDN'T REALLY DO MUCH. I DIDN'T WANNA BRING OTHERS DOWN WITH ME. SO I FIGURE IF I SIT ALONE IN MY ROOM I WON'T BRING OTHER PEOPLE DOWN. I AM AT THE POINT THAT IF I CAN'T BE POSITIVE THEN I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND PEOPLE. I KNOW THAT IF I AM NOT POSITIVE THAT I WILL JUST BRING OTHER PEOPLE DOWN WITH ME. SO IF ANYONE GETS MAD THAT I AM ISOLATING MYSELF I AM SORRY BUT I DON'T WANNA BRING ANYONE ELSE DOWN. I KNOW MY LIMITATIONS AND I AM JUST ABOUT TO THAT POINT. I AM AT THE POINT THAT IF MORE THINGS GO WRONG I AM NOT SURE I CAN DEAL WITH THEM.
ELINORE IS DOING OK I HOPE. SHE HASN'T THROWN UP IN AWHILE SO MAYBE SHE IS GETTING OVER WHATEVER IS WRONG WITH HER. SHE ISN'T GAINING WEIGHT BUT LETS HOPE THE WORST HAS PASSED. I WILL ALWAYS HOPE SHE GETS BETTER BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT SHE MIGHT NOT GET BETTER.
February 6, 2009
10 MOST TICKETED CARS
1. Hummer H2
People who love the Hummer H2 probably love its bold, imposing looks. Apparently, cops love the H2 because it helps them meet their ticket quotas. Here's a tip: If you have an H2, maybe you shouldn't drive it near then end of the month when traffic cops are scrambling to make their numbers.
2. Scion tC
Seeing the tC on the most-ticketed list makes sense, given its popularity with young people. Its sporty performance, which comes at a price that makes affording tickets easy, probably helps tempt some drivers as well.
3. Scion xB
Like the Scion tC, the xB is aimed at younger drivers. Still, when you look at the xB's less-than-stellar performance, it's safe to assume that all the tickets xB drivers are getting aren't moving violations.
4. Mercedes Benz CLK63 AMG
If you're lucky enough to have a Mercedes AMG -- any AMG -- then a few tickets are worth unleashing this luxurious beast. Besides, if you've got a Mercedes, you can probably afford a few traffic citations.
5. Toyota Solara Coupe
Now, here's a surprise. The fifth most ticketed car is the Toyota Solara Coupe. Essentially a two-door Camry, the Solara isn't known for road-thrashing performance. Maybe Solara drivers just get a lot of parking tickets.
6. Mercedes Benz CLS63 AMG
The CLS63 AMG is another luxury performance car, so it's no shocker to see its drivers among the most ticketed. The question is: With all that power, why aren't more CLS63 AMG drivers outrunning the cops?
7. Scion xA
With the xA taking the seventh spot on the ten most ticketed cars list, Scion completes the traffic-ticket hat trick. Toyota's upstart little brand has only come out with four models over its entire lifespan -- and three of them will likely get you a date in traffic court.
8. Subaru Outback
Subarus have a reputation of being yuppie grocery getters, but the Outback manages to prove that stereotype wrong by being one of the top ten most ticketed cars. Apparently, the Outback is the car of choice for people who need to get to Whole Foods in a hurry, and maybe park illegally once they're there.
9. Audi A4
Audi often finds itself in the shadows of Mercedes and BMW, but not when it comes to getting tickets. The Audi A4 is the ninth most ticketed car in America.
10. Toyota Matrix
The Toyota Matrix is often credited for bringing SUV styling to small cars. Now it can also be credited to bringing insurance rate increases to thousands of its owners.
10 Least Ticketed Cars
1. Jaguar XJ
The Jaguar XJ gives drivers a smooth ride and an opulent interior. As the least- ticketed car in America, it also seems to provide the ability to fly under radar guns. There's a feature they won't tell you about at the dealership.
2. Chevrolet Suburban
Suburban drivers tend to need their large SUVs for hauling people or towing trailers, not breaking land speed records. So it's not surprising to see it on the list of least-ticketed cars.
3. Chevrolet Tahoe
The Tahoe shares some architecture with the Hummer H2, the most-ticketed car in America. Despite the two having similar sizes, the Tahoe manages not to attract as much police attention.
4. Chevrolet Silverado 2500 and 3500
It's no shocker to find Chevrolet's heavy-duty trucks among the least-ticketed vehicles. These trucks are usually bought for their towing ability, not for impromptu drag races.
5. Buick Park Avenue
While Buick has recently begun to increase the oomph in their cars, the now- discontinued Park Avenue helped solidify the brand's image as cars for the senior set. No wonder Park Avenue drivers tend not to get very many tickets.
6. Mazda6
The largest car in Mazda's line up, the Mazda6 has plenty of the brand's zoom-zoom, yet still manages to be among the least-ticketed cars. If you love driving sporty sedans but can't take seeing any more red and blue lights in your rearview mirror, the Mazda6 may be just the car for you.
7. Buick Rainier
The now-discontinued Buick Rainier is a largely forgettable attempt at a near- luxury SUV. Maybe that forgettable nature keeps cops from noticing when one commits a traffic offense.
8. Oldsmobile Silhouette
Finding a minivan from Oldsmobile on the list of least-ticketed cars isn't surprising. What's surprising is that anyone is still driving a Silhouette.
9. Buick Lucerne
The Buick Lucerne offers a near-luxury experience at an affordable large car price. Being one of the least-ticketed cars means that the Lucerne's affordability continues after it's bought, thanks to fewer fines and lower insurance rates.
10. GMC Sierra 1500
The GMC Sierra is an attractive truck for work or play. With its ability to haul or tow heavy loads, this truck will do anything you ask it to, including avoiding traffic citations.
People who love the Hummer H2 probably love its bold, imposing looks. Apparently, cops love the H2 because it helps them meet their ticket quotas. Here's a tip: If you have an H2, maybe you shouldn't drive it near then end of the month when traffic cops are scrambling to make their numbers.
2. Scion tC
Seeing the tC on the most-ticketed list makes sense, given its popularity with young people. Its sporty performance, which comes at a price that makes affording tickets easy, probably helps tempt some drivers as well.
3. Scion xB
Like the Scion tC, the xB is aimed at younger drivers. Still, when you look at the xB's less-than-stellar performance, it's safe to assume that all the tickets xB drivers are getting aren't moving violations.
4. Mercedes Benz CLK63 AMG
If you're lucky enough to have a Mercedes AMG -- any AMG -- then a few tickets are worth unleashing this luxurious beast. Besides, if you've got a Mercedes, you can probably afford a few traffic citations.
5. Toyota Solara Coupe
Now, here's a surprise. The fifth most ticketed car is the Toyota Solara Coupe. Essentially a two-door Camry, the Solara isn't known for road-thrashing performance. Maybe Solara drivers just get a lot of parking tickets.
6. Mercedes Benz CLS63 AMG
The CLS63 AMG is another luxury performance car, so it's no shocker to see its drivers among the most ticketed. The question is: With all that power, why aren't more CLS63 AMG drivers outrunning the cops?
7. Scion xA
With the xA taking the seventh spot on the ten most ticketed cars list, Scion completes the traffic-ticket hat trick. Toyota's upstart little brand has only come out with four models over its entire lifespan -- and three of them will likely get you a date in traffic court.
8. Subaru Outback
Subarus have a reputation of being yuppie grocery getters, but the Outback manages to prove that stereotype wrong by being one of the top ten most ticketed cars. Apparently, the Outback is the car of choice for people who need to get to Whole Foods in a hurry, and maybe park illegally once they're there.
9. Audi A4
Audi often finds itself in the shadows of Mercedes and BMW, but not when it comes to getting tickets. The Audi A4 is the ninth most ticketed car in America.
10. Toyota Matrix
The Toyota Matrix is often credited for bringing SUV styling to small cars. Now it can also be credited to bringing insurance rate increases to thousands of its owners.
10 Least Ticketed Cars
1. Jaguar XJ
The Jaguar XJ gives drivers a smooth ride and an opulent interior. As the least- ticketed car in America, it also seems to provide the ability to fly under radar guns. There's a feature they won't tell you about at the dealership.
2. Chevrolet Suburban
Suburban drivers tend to need their large SUVs for hauling people or towing trailers, not breaking land speed records. So it's not surprising to see it on the list of least-ticketed cars.
3. Chevrolet Tahoe
The Tahoe shares some architecture with the Hummer H2, the most-ticketed car in America. Despite the two having similar sizes, the Tahoe manages not to attract as much police attention.
4. Chevrolet Silverado 2500 and 3500
It's no shocker to find Chevrolet's heavy-duty trucks among the least-ticketed vehicles. These trucks are usually bought for their towing ability, not for impromptu drag races.
5. Buick Park Avenue
While Buick has recently begun to increase the oomph in their cars, the now- discontinued Park Avenue helped solidify the brand's image as cars for the senior set. No wonder Park Avenue drivers tend not to get very many tickets.
6. Mazda6
The largest car in Mazda's line up, the Mazda6 has plenty of the brand's zoom-zoom, yet still manages to be among the least-ticketed cars. If you love driving sporty sedans but can't take seeing any more red and blue lights in your rearview mirror, the Mazda6 may be just the car for you.
7. Buick Rainier
The now-discontinued Buick Rainier is a largely forgettable attempt at a near- luxury SUV. Maybe that forgettable nature keeps cops from noticing when one commits a traffic offense.
8. Oldsmobile Silhouette
Finding a minivan from Oldsmobile on the list of least-ticketed cars isn't surprising. What's surprising is that anyone is still driving a Silhouette.
9. Buick Lucerne
The Buick Lucerne offers a near-luxury experience at an affordable large car price. Being one of the least-ticketed cars means that the Lucerne's affordability continues after it's bought, thanks to fewer fines and lower insurance rates.
10. GMC Sierra 1500
The GMC Sierra is an attractive truck for work or play. With its ability to haul or tow heavy loads, this truck will do anything you ask it to, including avoiding traffic citations.
FOUND THIS INTERESTING BECAUSE I DRIVE A SCION TC! LOL I HAVE YET TO GET A TICKET BUT I DO NOTICE ALL THE COPS WATCH ME EXTRA CLOSELY.
FRIDAY
THIS IS THE NEWEST PICTURE I HAVE OF SYLVIA. I THINK I AM GOING TO TRY AND TAKE A BUNCH OF PICTURES THIS WEEKEND OF THE SO I CAN POST NEW PICTURES OF THE KIDS! ELINORE IS GETTING SICKER AND I AM NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER SHE WILL BE AROUND. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO PUT HER TO SLEEP. OH WELL IT IS THE MOST HUMANE THING TO DO AT LEAST THIS WAY SHE WON'T SUFFER ANYMORE. SYLVIA WILL NEVER DIE THOUGH SHE IS TOO MEAN LOL. I DON'T KNOW THAT I COULD EVER GET RID OF HER BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD BE MEAN TO HER BECAUSE SHE IS SUCH A TROUBLE MAKER. ALL SHE DOES IS CAUSE CHAOS. AT TIMES SHE DOES SO MUCH ALL AT ONCE ALL YOU CAN DO IS LAUGH. ELINORE HAS LATELY BEEN PLAYING IN HER WATER DISH. WE HAVE STARTED TO CALL HER WATER PAWS. WE AREN'T SURE HOW SHE DOES IT BUT SHE MAKES THE BIGGEST MESS. AT TIMES I AM AMAZED BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM THE AMOUNT OF MESS THEY MAKE.
IT IS FINALLY FRIDAY!!!! I AM SO EXCITED THE WEEKEND IS HERE AND I CAN RELAX ALL WEEKEND. I MEAN I DO HAVE TO CLEAN AND WHAT NOT BUT I AM HOPING FOR NO DRAMA THIS WEEKEND. I AM BASICALLY GOING TO BE IN ISOLATION SO THAT I CAN JUST RELAX! MAYBE ME BEING ALONE WILL HELP ME WITH HOW I AM FEELING. BUT I NEVER CAN BE SURE WHAT IT WILL DO. SOMETIMES THINGS BACK FIRE ON ME. OH WELL WE WILL SEE AND IF I WANNA GET OUT I CAN ALWAYS GO WANDER AROUND AND SEE WHAT I CAN FIND AT STORES OR SOMETHING. MAYBE I WILL GO TO A MOVIE. WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS AND WERE THE WEEKEND TAKES ME. I HAVE STOP TRYING TO PLAN THINGS OUT SO MUCH AND JUST GO WITH THE FLOW. MAYBE MY STRESS WON'T BE AS HIGH IF I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
I AM GOING TO GO AND GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP ON SATURDAY I THINK. I WANT TO START WORKING OUT AND LOSS MORE WEIGHT. I HAD ONE 20 OUNCE MOUNTAIN DEW YESTERDAY AND TODAY I HAD A DR PEPPER BUT THIS IS HOPEFULLY THE LAST ONE THAT WILL BE HAVING. I SURE TRYING TO CUT OUT THE SODA BUT I KNOW I WILL STRUGGLE WITH IT BECAUSE WATER GETS BORING AFTER SO LONG. I DIDN'T GET A HEAD ACHE YESTERDAY THOUGH SO I DON'T THINK I AM ADDICTED TO THE CAFFEINE. I REALLY JUST LIKE THE TASTE OF THE SODA I THINK. I HAVE STOPPED A LOT OF THINGS SO I AM SURE THAT I CAN AND WILL STOP THE SODA. I AM FINDING THOUGH THAT THERE REALLY ISN'T A LOT OF THINGS I CAN STILL EAT. I AM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS THAT I ENJOY. OH WELL GUESS THAT THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT AND THINGS I CAN'T EAT AREN'T REALLY GOOD FOR ME ANYWAYS SO I AM BETTER OFF NOT EATING THEM ANYWAYS.
I KNOW THAT I AM SO TIRED OF WATCHING HAPPY COUPLES THAT IS FOR SURE. I AM AT THE POINT THAT I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND COUPLES BECAUSE IT HURTS ME TO SEE PEOPLE THAT ARE HAPPY AS A COUPLE. I FIGURE THIS WILL PASS WITH TIME AND ONE DAY IT WILL GO AWAY ALL I CAN DO IS WAIT AND TRY AND DEAL WITH IT. I KNOW IT IS PROBABLY JUST THE MOOD I HAVE BEEN IN. THIS COULD BE THE REASON THAT I AM GOING TO ISOLATE MYSELF CAUSE SEEING HAPPY COUPLES JUST PISSES ME OFF! ALL I CAN DO IS TRY AND STAY AWAY FROM THEM UNTIL THIS PASSES. I KNOW IT WILL AND I WILL BE OK AND WAIT IT OUT. I KNOW THAT I WON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE BECAUSE THIS IS JUST ME BEING CRAZY AGAIN. NO NEED TO HURT PEOPLE WHEN I AM JUST BEING CRAZY.
IT IS FINALLY FRIDAY!!!! I AM SO EXCITED THE WEEKEND IS HERE AND I CAN RELAX ALL WEEKEND. I MEAN I DO HAVE TO CLEAN AND WHAT NOT BUT I AM HOPING FOR NO DRAMA THIS WEEKEND. I AM BASICALLY GOING TO BE IN ISOLATION SO THAT I CAN JUST RELAX! MAYBE ME BEING ALONE WILL HELP ME WITH HOW I AM FEELING. BUT I NEVER CAN BE SURE WHAT IT WILL DO. SOMETIMES THINGS BACK FIRE ON ME. OH WELL WE WILL SEE AND IF I WANNA GET OUT I CAN ALWAYS GO WANDER AROUND AND SEE WHAT I CAN FIND AT STORES OR SOMETHING. MAYBE I WILL GO TO A MOVIE. WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS AND WERE THE WEEKEND TAKES ME. I HAVE STOP TRYING TO PLAN THINGS OUT SO MUCH AND JUST GO WITH THE FLOW. MAYBE MY STRESS WON'T BE AS HIGH IF I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
I AM GOING TO GO AND GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP ON SATURDAY I THINK. I WANT TO START WORKING OUT AND LOSS MORE WEIGHT. I HAD ONE 20 OUNCE MOUNTAIN DEW YESTERDAY AND TODAY I HAD A DR PEPPER BUT THIS IS HOPEFULLY THE LAST ONE THAT WILL BE HAVING. I SURE TRYING TO CUT OUT THE SODA BUT I KNOW I WILL STRUGGLE WITH IT BECAUSE WATER GETS BORING AFTER SO LONG. I DIDN'T GET A HEAD ACHE YESTERDAY THOUGH SO I DON'T THINK I AM ADDICTED TO THE CAFFEINE. I REALLY JUST LIKE THE TASTE OF THE SODA I THINK. I HAVE STOPPED A LOT OF THINGS SO I AM SURE THAT I CAN AND WILL STOP THE SODA. I AM FINDING THOUGH THAT THERE REALLY ISN'T A LOT OF THINGS I CAN STILL EAT. I AM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS THAT I ENJOY. OH WELL GUESS THAT THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT AND THINGS I CAN'T EAT AREN'T REALLY GOOD FOR ME ANYWAYS SO I AM BETTER OFF NOT EATING THEM ANYWAYS.
I KNOW THAT I AM SO TIRED OF WATCHING HAPPY COUPLES THAT IS FOR SURE. I AM AT THE POINT THAT I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND COUPLES BECAUSE IT HURTS ME TO SEE PEOPLE THAT ARE HAPPY AS A COUPLE. I FIGURE THIS WILL PASS WITH TIME AND ONE DAY IT WILL GO AWAY ALL I CAN DO IS WAIT AND TRY AND DEAL WITH IT. I KNOW IT IS PROBABLY JUST THE MOOD I HAVE BEEN IN. THIS COULD BE THE REASON THAT I AM GOING TO ISOLATE MYSELF CAUSE SEEING HAPPY COUPLES JUST PISSES ME OFF! ALL I CAN DO IS TRY AND STAY AWAY FROM THEM UNTIL THIS PASSES. I KNOW IT WILL AND I WILL BE OK AND WAIT IT OUT. I KNOW THAT I WON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE BECAUSE THIS IS JUST ME BEING CRAZY AGAIN. NO NEED TO HURT PEOPLE WHEN I AM JUST BEING CRAZY.
February 5, 2009
RANDOM THOUGHTS OF TODAY
ALMOST THE WEEKEND AND IT COULDN'T COME SOON ENOUGH! THIS WEEK HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT CRAZY AND I AM READY FOR IT TO BE OVER! I NEED TO RELAX THIS WEEKEND. AFTER LAST WEEKEND I DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND. IT IS JUST ONE OF THOSE WEEKENDS THAT I DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING OR SEE ANYONE. I AM JUST STRUGGLING AND I DON'T WANNA BRING ANYONE DOWN WITH ME. I FEEL LIKE I BRING PEOPLE DOWN WHEN I AM SAD SO WHEN I GET LIKE THIS I TRY AND STAY AWAY SO THAT I DON'T HURT ANYONE.
MY GRANDPARENTS ARE LEAVING TODAY TO GO ON THEIR CRUISE. SO THEY WILL BE GONE FOR 10 DAYS. SO NOW NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE THREE CATS I HAVE TO ALSO TAKE CARE OF TWO PEOPLE. IT JUST GETS TO BE JOKE AT TIME. I DON'T MIND TAKING CARE OF MY KIDS BUT MY BROTHER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE WHAT IS PUSHING ME OVER THE EDGE.
TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY OF NO SODA POP. I AM ALREADY CRABBY AND BITCH BUT I GUESS AFTER A FEW DAYS THIS TOO WILL PASS AND THEN I WON'T WANT IT ANYMORE. HOPEFULLY CUTTING OUT THE SODA WILL ALSO HELP ME LOSE MORE WEIGHT. I AM ALSO HOPING THAT I WILL GET A MEMBERSHIP TO A GYM THIS WEEKEND SO THAT I CAN START WALKING AND THAT WAY I WILL GET TO WHERE I WANNA BE. IN TIME I WILL GET MY BODY AS CLOSE TO WHERE I WANT IT TO BE WITH OUT THE USE OF PLASTIC SURGERY.
I HAVE FOUND MYSELF MISSING JOSH THE LAST FEW DAYS AND I AM NOT SURE WHY. I THINK I MISS THE IDEA OF HAVING SOMEONE AROUND ME EVEN THOUGH HE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY AROUND ME. I GUESS I MISS THE IDEA OF HIM AND THE IDEA OF A HUSBAND. I DON'T THINK I MISS HIM I THINK I JUST MISS THE IDEA OF HIM. I GUESS THIS TOO SHALL PASS. ALL I CAN DO IS TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND KNOW THAT HIM AND I NOT BEING TOGETHER IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY TIMES HEALS ALL AND I JUST HAVE TO GIVE TIME A CHANCE TO HEAL ME AND MAKE ME STRONGER!
MY GRANDPARENTS ARE LEAVING TODAY TO GO ON THEIR CRUISE. SO THEY WILL BE GONE FOR 10 DAYS. SO NOW NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE THREE CATS I HAVE TO ALSO TAKE CARE OF TWO PEOPLE. IT JUST GETS TO BE JOKE AT TIME. I DON'T MIND TAKING CARE OF MY KIDS BUT MY BROTHER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE WHAT IS PUSHING ME OVER THE EDGE.
TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY OF NO SODA POP. I AM ALREADY CRABBY AND BITCH BUT I GUESS AFTER A FEW DAYS THIS TOO WILL PASS AND THEN I WON'T WANT IT ANYMORE. HOPEFULLY CUTTING OUT THE SODA WILL ALSO HELP ME LOSE MORE WEIGHT. I AM ALSO HOPING THAT I WILL GET A MEMBERSHIP TO A GYM THIS WEEKEND SO THAT I CAN START WALKING AND THAT WAY I WILL GET TO WHERE I WANNA BE. IN TIME I WILL GET MY BODY AS CLOSE TO WHERE I WANT IT TO BE WITH OUT THE USE OF PLASTIC SURGERY.
I HAVE FOUND MYSELF MISSING JOSH THE LAST FEW DAYS AND I AM NOT SURE WHY. I THINK I MISS THE IDEA OF HAVING SOMEONE AROUND ME EVEN THOUGH HE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY AROUND ME. I GUESS I MISS THE IDEA OF HIM AND THE IDEA OF A HUSBAND. I DON'T THINK I MISS HIM I THINK I JUST MISS THE IDEA OF HIM. I GUESS THIS TOO SHALL PASS. ALL I CAN DO IS TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND KNOW THAT HIM AND I NOT BEING TOGETHER IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY TIMES HEALS ALL AND I JUST HAVE TO GIVE TIME A CHANCE TO HEAL ME AND MAKE ME STRONGER!
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..
(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man... That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..
(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man... That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
February 4, 2009
WELL IT IS WEDNESDAY AND I STILL FEEL ALL ALONE. AS MUCH AS I TRY TO PULL MYSELF OUT OF THIS FUNK I SEEM TO JUST BE GETTING LOWER. JUST WHEN I THINK I CAN'T GET LOWER I END UP GETTING LOWER. I AM TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE BUT EACH DAY IT SEEMS TO GET HARDER AND HARDER TO STAY POSITIVE. I AM TRYING TO STAY UP BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP THE ACT UP ALL DAY. I AM FINDING MYSELF PUTTING ON HAPPY FACE AND HOPING THAT ONE DAY I WON'T BE PRETENDING. ALL I CAN DO IS KEEP TRYING AND HOPE IN THE END I WILL BE OK.
MY GRANDPARENTS ARE GOING OUT OF TOWN TOMORROW AND MY GRANDPA'S BROTHER IS BACK IN THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT. SO IT ISN'T LOOKING GOOD FOR HIM. IT IS LOOKING LIKE HE PROBABLY WON'T MAKE IT UNTIL THEY GET BACK. SO I AM HOPING AND PRAYING THAT HE DOES MAKE IT. IT WOULD KILL MY GRANDPA IF HIS BROTHER DIED WHILE HE WAS ON A CRUISE. ALL WE CAN DO IS WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
ELINORE IS BACK TO THROWING UP AGAIN ALL THE TIME. I WISH I KNEW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER. SHE WILL DO REALLY WELL AND THEN SHE GETS SICK AGAIN. I SURE HOPE SHE PULLS THROUGH THIS TIME BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH PUTTING HER TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW. THAT WOULD BE THE ONE THING THAT JUST MIGHT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE.
I GOT MY TAXES READY LAST NIGHT AND I HAVE TO PAY I AM SO MAD ABOUT THAT! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY. I HATE THIS GOVERNMENT. THEY JUST KEEP TAKING FROM THE POOR PEOPLE AND GIVING TO THE RICH PEOPLE. IT JUST GETS OLD. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE AND I STILL HAVE TO PAY. I AM SO READY TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AND MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE. I KEEP HOPING THINGS WILL LOOK UP BUT THEY JUST SEEM TO GET WORSE. ALL I CAN DO IS PAY THEM AND DEAL WITH IT.
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