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EXPOSING

25 Mar
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THIS WAS A FUNNY PICTURE THAT GOT E-MAIL TO ME. I FIGURED IT WOULD PUT A SMILE ON PEOPLES FACES WHEN THEY SAW IT.

Filed Under: E-MAIL STORIES

JOSH

25 Mar
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THIS IS JOSH GETTING READY FOR HIS SLEEP TEST! I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY SO I HAD TO POST IT! I AM SURE THAT HE DOESN’T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE IT BUT IT WAS TOO FUNNY TO TO POST.

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THE NEW MOTTO FOR 2009

25 Mar
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A Poem About Our Girlfriends
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Some of their houses will be bigger.
Some will drive a better car.
Their children will do better in school.
And their husband will fix more things around the house.
So let it go, and love you and your circumstances
Think about it!
The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
The most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children.
The richest woman you know, she’s got the car, the house, the clothes~might be lonely.
And the word says, ‘If I have not Love, I am nothing.’ So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, ‘I am too Blessedto be Stressed and too Anointed, to be Disappointed!
”Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen.’
Be ‘Blessed’ Ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman.
‘To the world you might be one person, to me you are special!
Filed Under: E-MAIL STORIES

DAVID LETTERMAN REVEALS TOP TEN REASONS HE GOT MARRIED

25 Mar
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March 24, 2009, 10:13 PM ESTEntertainment Tonight.
“Late Show” host David Letterman on Tuesday revealed his Top Ten “Reasons I Got Married.”
On his TV show airing Tuesday night, the 61-year-old funnyman and talk-show icon jokingly gave reasons behind his headline-grabbing nuptials to Regina Lasko, saying:
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty’s, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you’re my age and look like I do, if someone says they’ll marry you, you do it.
5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we’d get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.
Filed Under: NEWS STORIES

JOSH

25 Mar
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WELL I GUESS THEY HAVE DECIDED THAT JOSH HAS SLEEP APNEA. I GUESS HE COULDN’T SLEEP SO THEY SAID THAT HE HAD IT. SO NOW BEFORE HE CAN GO BACK TO WORK HE HAS TO GET A C-PAP MACHINE. HOPEFULLY THAT WILL HAPPEN SOON SO THAT HE CAN GET BACK TO WORK. I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND I HOPE ONE DAY THAT HE WILL BE HAPPY. I KNOW IN TIME HE WILL FIND THE PERSON THAT IS MEANT FOR HIM.
ELINORE IS BACK TO THROWING UP ALL THE TIME AGAIN. I AM NOT SURE WHAT HER PROBLEM IS BUT IT IS GETTING OLD THAT IS FOR SURE. WE ARE GETTING TIRED OF CLEANING UP THROW UP THAT IS FOR SURE. MAYBE IT IS JUST SOMETHING THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO AND DEAL WITH. I WON’T GET RID OF HER SO I GUESS I SHOULD JUST STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT AND DEAL WITH IT.
I AM DEPRESSED AND TIRED OF ME NOT HAVING ANYONE BUT LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY I AM GOING TO FOCUS ON ME AND IF I GUY COMES ALONG COOL AND IF NOT I WILL ALWAYS HAVE MISTI. I AM HOPING THAT MISTI WILL FIND THE PERSON THAT WILL TREAT HER LIKE SHE DESERVES. IN TIME I KNOW SHE WILL AND SHE CAN HAVE KIDS AND A FAMILY LIKE SHE SO BADLY WANTS. I AM OK NOT HAVING KIDS BECAUSE I HAVE THE GIRLS BUT I WOULD MAYBE LIKE A GUY TO BE IN MY LIFE. WHO KNOWS THOUGH I HAVE STARTED TO THINK THAT I AM NOT MEANT TO BE WITH ANYONE. I AM TOO INDEPENDENT FOR MOST GUYS BUT IF I AM MEANT TO BE ALONE I AM OK WITH THAT AS WELL. ALL I CAN DO IS LEAVE IT UP TO FATE I GUESS. I AM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS WAS DESTINED TO HAPPEN SO I AM GOING TO TRY AND NOT STRESS ABOUT THINGS.

Filed Under: JOSH, PERSONAL THOUGHTS, PETS
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