ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and also after they’re dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you appreciate flies.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have, **similar to my character lines.
RJ & JOSH
IT IS THURSDAY! ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE MUCH NEEDED WEEKEND. AFTER SEEING JOSH TODAY FOR A FEW MINUTES I REALLY REALLY NEED A WEEKEND. IT WAS OK WHEN I SAW HIM BUT IT SUCKED WHEN HE LEFT. I GUESS IT WILL STILL HURT WHEN I SEE HIM AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE WHILE OR MAYBE IT WILL ALWAYS SUCK SEEING HIM. I JUST WISH THAT I WAS OFF WORK TODAY SO THAT I COULD JUST BE ME! I ALSO KNOW THAT I HAVE TO WORK SO I WILL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT AT WORK. I THINK I NEED TO TAKE A DAY OFF OF WORK ASAP. I AM GOING CRAZY BEING HERE. IT AMAZES ME HOW JOSH CAN TOTALLY RUIN MY DAY. I WAS DOING OK TODAY AND NOW I FEEL LIKE I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND HIDE IN BED. I GUESS THIS IS WHAT GOING THROUGH THE DIVORCE IS LIKE. I GUESS I HAVE IT EASIER BECAUSE JOSH IS HARDLY EVER HERE SO I DON’T HAVE TO SEE HIM VERY OFTEN. IN FACT THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME SINCE HE CAME TO GET ALL OF HIS STUFF. SO I LUCK OUT IN THAT DEPARTMENT BUT THEN AGAIN IF I SAW HIM MORE MAYBE IT WOULDN’T BE SO HARD WHEN I SEE HIM AT THIS POINT. I GOT TO SEE RJ THOUGH AND HE WAS SO LITTLE AND SO CUTE. HE REMINDED ME SO MUCH OF REX. IT IS WEIRD TO THINK THAT THERE IS ANOTHER DOG THAT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE REX. JOSH HAS GAINED ALOT OF WEIGHT. I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I SAW HIM. GUESS HE DOESN’T CARE THAT HE IS GOING TO DIE YOUNG. I GUESS THAT IS HIS CHOICE NOT MINE. HE HAS ALSO STARTED SMOKING AGAIN. OH WAIT HE NEVER DID STOP SMOKING. ANYWAYS THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR NOW!
