A good letter to begin your busy week ahead! You have to give the guy credit for your laugh today!
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Make a copy of this in case we need to respond to any future tax bills we may be hit with!
Actual ‘Letter to the Editor’ from the February 5th edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News…
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15,but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax,cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax,unemployment tax, gasoline tax,> hunting license tax, fishing license tax,waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax,Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax,state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax,> capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax,Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money. When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex- Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
Sincerely,
Ed Barnett
Wichita Falls
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
FINALLY GONE FOR A FEW DAYS
MY LITTLE BROTHER IS LEAVING FOR TRAINING TODAY AND I AM SO EXCITED! HE WILL BE GONE FOR 15 DAYS. I AM SURE THE HOUSE WILL BE EXTRA QUIET AND I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SLEEP. I AM SURE HIS GIRLFRIEND WILL BE ALL SAD AND WHAT NOT BUT I AM EXCITED THAT HE WILL BE GONE. MY GRANDMA WAS SAYING THAT HER AND MY GRANDPA MIGHT GO OUT TO WENDOVER THRUSDAY AND COME BACK FRIDAY. IF THEY DO THEN THAT WILL MAKE THE HOUSE REALLY REALLY QUIET. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THEM. I HOPE THEY GO. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THE HOUSE BASICALLY TO MYSELF. I AM NEVER HOME ALONE VERY MUCH ANYMORE. IT IS A RARE DAY THAT I AM HOME ALONE. I LOVE HAVING THE HOUSE TO MYSELF AND BEING ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO WHEN I WANT TO DO IT. I REALLY WISH I HAD THE MONEY TO MOVE OUT BUT I DON’T SO I AM STUCK.
THE GIRLS ARE OK I GUESS. I THINK ELINORE THREW UP YESTERDAY. I AM NOT SURE THOUGH I KNOW ONE OF THE GIRLS DID BUT BECAUSE I DIDN’T SEE IT HAPPEN IT IS HARD TO SAY. THEY ARE GETTING SO EXCITED THAT THE WEATHER IS WARMING UP. THEY ARE GOING OUT SO MUCH MORE NOW. THEY LOVE TO BE OUTSIDE IN THE SUMMER. SO AS IT WARMS UP THEY ARE GOING OUT SIDE ALOT. THEY ARE BOTH SO GROWN UP NOW IT MAKES ME SAD BUT HAPPY.
