FRIDAY NIGHT

WOW I LOOK REALLY FAT IN THIS PICTURE! OH WELL THIS IS THE PICTURE WE TOOK BEFORE WE WENT OUT ON FRIDAY NIGHT. FRIDAY NIGHT WAS ALOT OF FUN. WE REALLY ENJOYED OURSELVES. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT AND BOTH OF US NEEDED A GOOD NIGHT THAT IS FOR SURE. IT HAD BEEN A REALLY REALLY LONG WEEK AT WORK. I DIDN’T MEET ANYONE THIS WEEKEND, WHICH IS OK BECAUSE I LIKE BEING ABLE TO DO ME. AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

FINALLY FRIDAY

I AM SO HAPPY THAT IT IS FINALLY FRIDAY! IT HAS BEEN A LONG BORING WEEK AND I AM READY FOR THE WEEKEND TO COME. I AM TIRED OF THIS WEEK AND HOW SLOW IT HAS BEEN AT WORK. I DON’T KNOW THAT I COULD DEAL ANY MORE SLOW BORING DAYS. DON’T REALLY HAVE ALOT TO SAY LATELY. NOT REALLY SURE WHY I USUALLY HAVE TONS TO SAY. OH WELL GUESS LIFE IS BORING RIGHT NOW. WHICH IS OK I AM GLAD IT IS BORING.
I DECIDED THAT I AM FINALLY NOT SAD ANYMORE ABOUT JOSH LEAVING ME. I HAVE HEALED AND I AM READY TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE. I REALIZE NOW THAT I AM BETTER OFF WITH OUT HIM BRING ME DOWN ALL THE TIME. I ALSO KNOW THAT I WILL BE OK IF I AM SINGLE. I HAVE GOTTEN BACK TO ME. I DIDN’T KNOW IF IT WOULD EVER HAPPEN BUT IT HAS AND I AM SO EXCITED FOR THAT. I AM SO MUCH HAPPIER WITH OUT JOSH IN MY LIFE ALL THE TIME. I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BILLS ALL THE TIME. I MEAN I AM STILL BROKE BUT I AM OK BEING BROKE. I CAN BE ME AGAIN AND NOT SOME ROBOT. SO I AM FINALLY ME AND I AM FINALLY HAPPY AGAIN! I HOPE THAT EVERYONE CAN FEEL HOW I FEEL NOW. IT IS SUCH AN AMAZING THING TO BE TOTALLY HAPPY AND CONTENT WITH HOW YOUR LIFE IS. I KNOW THAT EVERYONE CAN FEEL THIS WAY. I JUST WISH THAT MISTI COULD FIND THIS. I KNOW SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY. I KNOW THAT ONE DAY SHE WILL BE. MAYBE IT TAKES OTHERS MORE TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT MAKES THEM HAPPY. I DON’T KNOW I JUST KNOW THAT I AM FINALLY HAPPY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A VERY LONG TIME.
THE GIRLS ARE DOING OK. THEY HAVE DECIDED THAT THEY BOTH LIKE TO SLEEP WITH MOM ON THE BED SO THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ME ANYMORE. I WAKE UP AND I AM LIKE WTF??? I HAVE TO SLEEP ON A LITTLE PART OF THE BED SO THAT I DON’T DISTURB THE GIRLS. I KNOW THEY HAVE ME VERY WELL TRAINED. I DO WHAT THEY WANT ME TO DO. OH WELL I DON’T CARE THEY MAKE ME HAPPY. I WON’T EVER LEAVE MY GIRLS BEHIND. THEY ARE THE ONLY KIDS I WILL EVER HAVE.
LOOKS LIKE I FOUND STUFF TO TALK ABOUT AFTER ALL!

RANDOM THOUGHTS

WELL IT IS THURSDAY AND I AM SAD BECAUSE MISTI IS HAVING A HARD DAY. I JUST WISH THAT SHE COULD FIND HAPPINESS. I KNOW MAYBE ONE DAY SHE WILL BE I WISH IT WOULD HAPPEN NOW. I HATE TO SEE HER HURT AND I HATE TO SEE MEN TREAT HER LIKE THEY DO. I DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO HELP BUT AT TIMES I FEEL HELPLESS. I DO EVERYTHING THAT I CAN DO BUT I WISH I KNEW JUST WHAT TO SAY TO MAKE IT BETTER. MAYBE JUST BEING THERE WHEN SHE NEEDS ME IS ALL I CAN DO BUT I FEEL SO HELPLESS RIGHT NOW. I WANT HER TO KNOW THAT I CARE ABOUT HER AND THAT THINGS WILL GET BETTER. TIME HEALS ALL BUT TIME ALSO SUCKS! I ALSO WANT HER TO KNOW THAT IF SHE NEEDS ANYTHING I AM ALWAYS GOING TO BE THERE FOR HER NO MATTER WHERE I AM AT OR WHAT TIME IT IS.
THE GIRLS ARE AS CRAZY AS EVER THAT IS FOR SURE. THEYARE ALWAYS INTO SOMETHING AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE. I GUESS ALL CATS ARE LIKE THAT. MINE SEEM TO DO IT SO OFTEN BUT MAYBE THAT IS BECAUSE I TREAT THEM LIKE THE ARE JUST LITTLE PEOPLE. OH WELL THEY ARE STILL AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY KIDS. NOTHING I CAN OR WILL DO TO CHANGE THAT.
I AM FINALLY AT A POINT WHERE I AM HAPPY MORE THAN I AM SAD. SO I AM DOING REALLY REALLY WELL. I AM HOPING THE HARD TIMES ARE PAST ME AND HOPEFULLY THINGS WILL GET BETTER FROM HERE. I AM GOING TO STAY POSITIVE ABOUT IT ALL. SO THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE GOOD FOR ME. I MAY STRUGGLE AT TIMES BUT WHEN IT COME RIGHT DOWN TO IT THINGS WILL BE GOOD FROM HERE ON OUT!

RJ JOSH’S NEW DOG

HERE IS JOSH’S NEW DOG. THIS IS REX’S REPLACEMENT SINCE REX WAS KILLED AWHILE BACK.

$250 FOR A COOKIE RECIPE

When decent people get screwed over, this is the result! A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don’t know already, is a very expensive store; ie., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00. Let’s let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe In Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the ‘Neiman- Marcus cookie.’ It was So excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a sma ll frown, ‘I’m afraid not, but you can buy The Recipe.’ Well, I asked how much, and she responded, ‘ Only two fifty - it’s a Great deal!’ I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my Tab.
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman- Marcus Charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, ‘Cookie Recipe-$250.00.’ That was Outrageous!
I called Neiman’s Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was ‘two fifty’, which clearly does not mean ‘two hundred and fifty dollars’ by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to budge.
They would not refund my money because, according to them, ‘What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the Recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money at this point.’ I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the State of Texas I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General’s office for engaging in fraud. I was basically told, ‘Do what you want. Don’t bother thinking of how you can get even, and don’t bother trying to get any of your money Back.’ I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I’m going to have $250 worth of fun. I told her that I was going to see to it that every Cookie Lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe From Neiman-Marcus…for free. She replied, ‘I wish you wouldn’t do this.’ I said, ‘Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me off!’ and slammed down the phone.

So here it is!
Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 for this, and I don’t want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny off of this recipe!
NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz . Chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. Soda
1 tsp. Salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. Baking powder
2 tsp. Vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, hershey bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie Sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.

SYLVIA

THIS IS WHAT SYLVIA WAS DOING THIS MORNING. I BROUGHT UP THIS WATER CASE CAUSE IT WAS EMPTY AND SHE TOOK IT UPON HERSELF TO GET INSIDE OF IT. SHE IS ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING AND SHE MAKES ME LAUGH. SO I FIGURED EVERYONE COULD GET A KICK OUT OF HER AND HER CRAZYNESS. MY GRANDMA ALSO TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS CATCHING SPIDERS THIS MORNING. SO NOW SHE IS A HUNTER. LOL IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH HER THAT IS FOR SURE. MY DAYS ARE NEVER DULL AND THE GIRLS ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE!

THE DUCK & THE DEVIL

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing..
After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Sally, let’s wash the dishes’ But Sally said, ‘Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’ Then she whispered to him, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Johnny did the dishes.
Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing andGrandma said, ‘I’m sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.’ Sally just smiled and said, ‘Well that’s all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help’ She whispered again, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.
After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally’s; he finally couldn’t stand it any longer. He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, ‘Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.’ Thought for the day and every day thereafter?
Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done… And the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.) ..whatever it is…You need to know that> God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. He’s just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you. The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God’s grace and mercy that we are saved. Go ahead and make the difference in someone’s life today. Share this with a friend and always remember: God is at the window! When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you

IN NEED OF MEN THAT AREN’T JERKS

I HAVE DECIDED THAT MEN SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I CAN DO WITHOUT THEM FOREVER. THEY JUST CAUSE DRAMA AND HURT PEOPLE. I AM SO OVER MEN AND HOW THEY TREAT WOMEN. I AM ON A MISSION TO FIND ONE GUY THAT ISN’T A JERK. OK I ACTUALLY NEED TWO GOOD GUYS ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR MISTI. SO THAT IS THE MISSION I AM NOW ON. IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY LET ME KNOW CAUSE I DON’T THINK THERE ARE ANY OUT THERE.
As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy, Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy, George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy, Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy, The election is finally over!
I think 2009 will be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
Our best wishes for 2009
One truth however-
“The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else.”

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EXPLANATION OF LIFE

On the first day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?’ So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: ‘Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.’ The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?’ And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: ‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.’ The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?’ And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: ‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.’ But man said: ‘Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?’ ‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’
So that is why for our first twenty yearswe eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing it as a public service.