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MEXICAN WORDS OF THE DAY
18 Feb
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The teacher told Pepito to use the following words in a sentence.. These were his replies:
1. =*Cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
3.*Shoulder*
My fren wanted to become a citizen, but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.
4. *Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home, wondering where I’m at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had two cars, but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife, but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken Wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13.. *Body Wash*
I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
YESTERDAYS DOCTORS APPOINTMENT
18 Feb
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WELL I HAD TO GO TO MS DOCTORS YESTERDAY AND IT WAS OK. SHE DECIDED TO SWITCH MEDICATIONS FOR ME. SHE IS PUTTING ME ON SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP WITH HEADACHES, SLEEP, AND HOPEFULLY MY PANIC ATTACKS. IT CAN ALSO HELP WITH THE NUMBNESS AND TINGLING THAT I HAVE IN MY HANDS. I AM NOT GOING TO START IT UNTIL FRIDAY SO THAT I CAN SEE WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE IT IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO GET UP AND GET READY FOR WORK IN THE MORNING. SO WE WILL SEE WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE IT AND IF IT WORKS FOR ME. I AM HOPING IT DOES BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. I JUST HOPE IT DOESN’T MAKE ME TOO HUNG OVER IN THE MORNING. SO WE WILL SEE IF IT WORKS FOR ME.
THE GIRLS ARE BEING MONSTERS AGAIN. THEY ARE THOUGH WHEN MY GRANDPARENTS ARE HOME BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEY WON’T DISCIPLINE THEM. OH WELL THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM NOT ME. THEY WILL FIGURE IT OUT ONE DAY. IF THEY DON’T EVER FIGURE IT OUT OH WELL. THE GIRLS LISTEN TO ME AND THAT IS ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS.
THE GIRLS ARE BEING MONSTERS AGAIN. THEY ARE THOUGH WHEN MY GRANDPARENTS ARE HOME BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEY WON’T DISCIPLINE THEM. OH WELL THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM NOT ME. THEY WILL FIGURE IT OUT ONE DAY. IF THEY DON’T EVER FIGURE IT OUT OH WELL. THE GIRLS LISTEN TO ME AND THAT IS ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS.
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM NOT GOING TO TALK TO ARI UNLESS SHE TEXT OR CALLS ME. I AM TIRED OF HER ACTING LIKE SHE IS PERFECT. I HAVE GOTTEN TIRED OF HER USING PEOPLE FOR MONEY. SHE TOLD ME THIS WEEK THAT SHE DOESN’T LIKE MY GRANDPARENTS AND I WAS LIKE OK? SHE DOESN’T GET HOW REST OF THE WORLD LIVES. OH WELL SHE WILL SURVIVE AND BE OK WITH OUT US IN HER LIFE. I JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DON’T SEE HER FOR WHAT SHE IS. OH WELL THAT IS THERE PROBLEM NOT MINE.
I AM SO TIRED OF MY LITTLE BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND TAKING MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING ME. IT IS A JOKE. I BOUGHT A NEW JACKET AND SHE JUST TOOK IT AND WEARS IT. IT IS LIKE IF YOU AT LEAST ASK THEN I DON’T THINK I LOST IT. OH WELL I GUESS THAT IS HER AND I WILL JUST KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT OF NOW. ONE DAY I WILL SAY SOMETHING OR MAYBE THEY WILL JUST MOVE OUT SOON. OH WAIT THEY WILL NEVER MOVE OUT BECAUSE THEY CAN’T SAVE MONEY. THEYJUST KEEP BUYING NEW PHONES AND CHANGING PHONE COMPANIES. THEY CAN’T SAVE MONEY TO SAVE THEIR LIVES. I AM GETTING SO TIRED OF THEM AND HOW THEY ACT. THEY ALWAYS LIE AND I FIGURE IT OUT ALL THE TIME. THEY THINK I AM STUPID OR SOMETHING. OH WELL IT JUST SHOWS ME WHAT KIND OF PERSON THAT SHE IS. OH WELL I DON’T NEED HER IN MY LIFE AND I DON’T NEED MY BROTHER EITHER. AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THEY CAN BOTH LEAVE AND I WON’T BE SAD ABOUT IT AT ALL!
GENTLE THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
18 Feb
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Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car.
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.’
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘Theirs.’
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It’s worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . . . . . . . . AMEN!
