LONG WEEKEND

I AM SO GLAD IT IS MONDAY. IT WAS A REALLY REALLY LONG WEEKEND AND HAD ALOT OF DRAMA IN IT. I AM SO GLAD SINGLE AWARENESS DAY IS OVER AND MY GRANDPARENTS ARE HOME. I HAVE ALOT LESS STRESS TODAY NOW THAT THE GRANDPARENTS ARE HOME AND I NO LONGER HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING. I HAVE DECIDED I NEVER WANT KIDS AND I DON’T WANT A HOUSE OF MY OWN IT IS TO MUCH WORK. I AM TOO TIRED ALL THE TIME TO KEEP UP ON A HOUSE AND A YARD. I GUESS I AM GETTING LAZY IN MY OLD AGE LOL.
THE CATS ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE MY GRANDMA AS WELL. THEY WERE ALL UP AND EXCITED TO SEE THEM. ELINORE FOLLOWED MY GRANDMA AROUND ALL NIGHT AND JUST WANTED HER TO PET HER. IT WAS REALLY CUTE I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THE CATS MISSED THEM. SYLVIA WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE MY GRANDPA. SHE LOVES TO PLAY WITH HIM ALL DAY LONG. SO THE GIRLS SHOULD BE HAPPY AGAIN. MY GRANDMA TOLD ME THAT SYLVIA HAS LOST WEIGHT AND I SAID IT IS BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T GET TO EAT ALL DAY LONG. SHE ATE ONCE OR TWICE A DAY.

FUN FOOD FACTS FROM MY GRANDPARENTS CRUISE

  • ON THE ELATION WE PREPARE FOOD FOR 2,600 GUESTS AND 950 CREW, APPROX. 12,000 MEALS PER DAY
  • WE USE 20,000 POUNDS OF MEAT A WEEK, 1,000 POUNDS OF CHICKEN AND POULTRY, AND A FUTHER 15,000 POUNDS OF GROCERY AND PRODUCE.
  • WE USE OVER 32,000 EGGS A WEEK. . .AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE ROOSTER ON BOARD.
  • WE USE ENOUGH JUICE, COFFEE AND TEA TO KILL THE SWIMMING POOLS 3 TIMES OVER.
  • WE ALSO CONSUME 1000 GALLONS OF MILK A WEEK.
  • THE FOOD DEPARTMENT IN THE LARGEST DEPARTMENT ON BOARD WITH 540 CREW MEMBERS.
  • SQUARE FOOT FOR SQUARE FOOT THE GALLEY IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE ENGINE ROOM AND ALSO OUTWEIGHS IT.
  • WE WASH 7,200 PLATES PER SEATING AND SERVE 650 MAIN COURSES IN THE EACH DINING ROOM FOR LESS THAN 20 MINS.
  • COUNTING THE NUMBER OF PLATES LEAVING THE GALLEY: WE SERVE 7,200 PLATES PER SEATING (TAKING INTO ACCOUNT APPETIZERS, SALADS, ENTREES, AND DESSERTS). THIS MEANS A PLATE LEAVES THE GALLEY EVERY 1/2 SECONDS.
  • A FINAL NOTE: ON A WEEKLY BASIS, THE CONSUMPTION IN THE BARS IS 6,000 GALLONS OF PRE-MIXED DRINKS, BEER AND HARD LIQUOR.
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