Advertising Giveaway Winners

I am so sorry that it has taken me so long to announce the winners of this giveaway.  Here are the 4 winners!  I will be sending them each an email here in few minutes or so.  They will have 48 hrs to respond and if they don’t I will pick another winner.  Also if you entered and didn’t win and would like to advertise on my blog send me an email and we will out some kind of deal for you!

Congrats to the winners!

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Featured!

Today I was featured over at The Blog Guidebook!  Go check out the post and I want to thank them for all the kind things they said!

I have a new post that should be up in the next few days that you won’t want to miss!  It is about the dumbest thing that HAS ever been said to me!  I hope you all are having a great day!
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We Will Never Forget!

In remembrance of September 11 my blog and Facebook accounts will be silenced for the day. I hope everyone can take time to remember everyone who lost their lives that day and also remember the soldiers that are still dying in the fight!

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*** Adult Truths ***


1.I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear yourcomputer history if you die.
2.Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’rewrong.
3.I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4.There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5.How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6.Was learning cursive really necessary?
7.Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I knowhow to get out of my  neighborhood.
8.Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the persondied.
9.I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10.Bad decisions make good stories.
11.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when youknow that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of theday.
12.Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want tohave to restart my collection…again.
13.I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I wantto save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not makeany changes to.
14..I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answerwhen they call.
15.I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
16.I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17.I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
18.I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19.How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nodand smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
20.I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to preventa jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21.Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and youcan wear them forever.
22.Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not knowwhat time it is.
23.Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in apocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’dbet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet  away, inabout 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24.The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 andthe first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men torealize that their brain is also important.
(Ladies……QuitLaughing!!)
Healthe past, live the present, dream the future.
Enjoylife!!!

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Crazy. . .

What a week I have had. It has been crazy and I have hardly had the time to breathe let alone post to my blog even though I have so much to update about. As you can see I never got Freaky Friday Follow up this week either. It will be up next Friday just ran out of time this week to get it all set up. Anyway, My grandpa’s brother died on Sunday night and that has left most of my family depressed. My grandpa also lost his oldest sister just over a month ago. It has been a rough month to say the least. To top off my crazy week I have also started talking to the birth father of my daughters as well. I have always wondered what could have been with him and I but I wasn’t in a place to talk to him again. My daughter turned 6 in July and it has taken me six years to get to a place where I was no longer mad about going through it all alone. It is crazy how things have changed over the years. I am also amazed that it took 6 years for me to realize that how it happened was the best way for it to happen.

I started this post  last week and I am just now getting around to finishing it. All I can say work is crazy right now and so is home life.  As far as talking to my daughters father again I am not sure what will become of that.  I am a firm believe that people are in your past for a reason but I truly wonder what would have been if things had been different.  I hate the not knowing.  I do wonder what can happen but at the same time I am scared to find out.  It doesn’t help matters that he is on the other side of the country either. 

Okay I give up this post  will just have to be ended here because I don’t have the time to finish it!  I hope everyone is having a good week and be on look out for my new design site and some great giveaways coming when I launch the site!  Also I have a great post about my idiot husband to write up as well.
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Smiles For Sunday

 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 
(Hardly seems worth it.) 
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 
(Now that’s more like it!) 
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) 
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. 
(O.M.G.!!!) 
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy) 
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 
(Don’t try this at home; maybe at work.) 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. 
(Honey, I’m home . What the…?) 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. 
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. 
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. 
(I still can’t believe that pig …quality over quantity.) 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.) 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 
(Hmmmmmm…….) 
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. 
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. 
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.) 
A cat’s urine glows under a black light. 
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) 
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. 
(I know some people like that.) 
Starfish have no brains. 
(I know some people like that, too.) 
Polar bears are left-handed. 
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.) 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) 
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts!

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