Funny Staff Meeting

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock !
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman..
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee… This is your peepee on drugs.

My First Award


I got my first award!!!!!!! I was so excited to get it.  Adventures Of A Wanna Be Supahmom.  I was super excited and so were the girls!!!! They are bugging me to get to post so I think I am going to let them post on Thursdays so that they will leave me alone about it.

Random Tuesday

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Well here we are again.  It is already Tuesday and that means I get to be random and don’t have to worry about people not getting it. So here goes this weeks random thoughts.

  • I wish I could sleep at night.  I don’t know how to sleep.  I am lucky if I get one or two hours a night.  After a few weeks of this I start to get really bitchy and people don’t get why.  I wanna tell them try not sleeping for a few weeks and see how you feel at the end of it.  I should be used to it by now but good hell it still gets old and I am getting tired of being tired all the time.
  • I hate dogs.  Dogs are like cats with ADHD or Downs Syndrome.  You can pick which one you like best.  I guess it isn’t a good idea for me to get a dog when I have two cats already and lets just say they both hate dogs.  Sylvia always stocks them.  If my husband brings his dog in the house while he is in town Sylvia will follow it around the whole time it is here.  She is to much at times.
  • Why do people have to ring the door bell at 9:30 at night.  I mean come on can’t you wait and do it in the morning or before 9:30.  I mean I know I am not sleeping but I might sleep if I wasn’t bugged by the door bell ringing that late at night.  It is just rude to think that people are up that late at night. 
  • I am so tired of not sleeping!  I mean is that hard for my body to figure out that it should sleep at night and be awake during the day.  Maybe I just need to find a job that I work during the night.  That way I can sleep all day and stay awake all night like my body wants to do.

‘May today there be peace within. May you trust that you are exactly where you are meant to be. May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith in yourself and others. May you use the gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you. May you be content with yourself just the way you are. Let this knowledge settle into your bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love. It is there for each and every one of us.’

  • Men Suck!
  • I am so tired of being sick.  I mean come on how long can this really go on.
  • I have decided that I hate Wells Fargo.  I can’t wait til I can cancel my account and be done with those idiots for good.
  • Health insurance still suck ass.  It can’t be that difficult to figure out how to do your job and not make me call and yell at you every week.
  • Car insurance you suck as well!  I know I got in an accident but is it worth me having to pay $30 more a month!  I think not!

Well that is all I can come up with now.  The brain isn’t working well because I am sick!

    Tuesday’s Notes

     
    These are my thoughts for the day!  I could have hundreds of them but it takes to much time to type them in and I always seem to have 100 things going on at work while I am trying to write them so this is my list for today!

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