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Noah’s Ark

1 Oct
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Noah’s Ark   Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark.
ONE: Don’t miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you’re stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

My instructions were to send this to the people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you. Please pass this on to people you want to be blessed.

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THE LITTLE BOY

1 Oct
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Little Boy On A Bus

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed the man had his collar on backwards.  The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. 

The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father”. 

The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that”. 

The priest looked up from his book and answered, “I am the Father of many”.

The boy said, “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!”

The priest, getting impatient, said “I am the Father of hundreds”, and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, “Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar”.

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New Fun Tag

1 Oct
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Can you fill this out without lying?
1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Water
2.Where was your profile picture taken? At a coffee shop in SLC
3.Can you play Guitar Hero? Nope haven’t even tried
4.Name someone who made you laugh today? Nobody yet
5.How late did you stay up last night and why? Not really sure-Can’t really sleep so I don’t really remember
6.If you could move somewhere else, would you? Hell yes
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks? No
8. Which of your friends lives closest to you on facebook?My brother
9. Do you believe ex’s can be friends? Yes I do
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper? Love it
11. When was the last time you cried really hard? Yesterday
12. Who took your profile picture? Gunny
13. Who was the last person you took a picture of? My cats
14. Was yesterday better than today? Sure wasn’t
15. Can you live a day without TV? No
16. Are you upset about anything? Sure am but I always seem to be upset over something
17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Nope
18. Are you a bad influence? Most of the time I probably am
19. Night out or night in? Night in for sure people are scary
20. What items could you not go without during the day? Phone, Computer
21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?Misti’s mom when she had her surgery
22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? :)
23. How do you feel about your life right now? Depressed
24. Do you hate anyone? Yes I do
25. If we were to look in your face book inbox, what would we find? Messages
26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? Not sure, Still on meds from my car accident…so probably not
27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before? Nope.
28. What song is stuck in your head? None
29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be? No one that is too late
30.Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50? Not sure
31. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Work
32. Do you think too much or too little? Depends on my mood.

Anyone who wants to do this feel free to do it!

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Thurday Update. . .

1 Oct
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It has been a super long week to say the least.  It seems like this week has been pure hell for me!  Nothing has gone right I feel lost and confused to say the least.  I am still depressed and I am not sure why I am feeling this way still.  I guess it is just my brain hating me. 
I got to go and get my car yesterday!!!  I was excited to get it back and able to see and make sure that they fixed it right for me.  Now it was nothing but a hassle when I showed up to get her.  First off she wasn’t ready yet and to top it off the issue with the insurance company hadn’t been resolved yet.  So I had to pay more than my deductible.  Now I have to see if I will really get reimbursed for the extra amount I had to pay.  I am doubting that I will ever see that money again.  The body shop does great work but the are lacking in the customer service to say the least.  So I was really frustrated with them for not having my car done and making me pay more than what I should have but that is life I guess.  You can’t even tell that it has been wrecked so that is nice.  At some point I am going to have the whole thing repainted to cover up the scratches that are on it.
Work has been a joke all week long.  We have been super busy and it seems like I can’t get anything do at all.  I keep trying but once I get one project done I end up getting five more.  I haven’t been this busy in a very long time.  I hate it when  I can’t get things done it makes it super stressful for me but I guess at some point it will all get done.  I am trying not to stress about it anymore.  I will just do what I can get done and not worry about the rest of it anymore.
The girls are all sorts of confused on the weather and why it is so cold out there.  I wouldn’t let them go outside yesterday when I got home and they were pissed off to say the least.  Oh well the will get over it soon enough.  They have to eat a lot more to put fat on for the winter or they won’t be going outside at all during the winter.  I know they will start eating like crazy and put on some more weight.  I love when they are little pigs during the winter time.  The look so cute when the put on a little bit extra weight.  I am sure Sylvia doesn’t have to put much on because of all the damn fur that she has.

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