Friday Letters

Letters of Intent
Dear So and So...

Well it is time for Friday letters.  This is one day that I look forward to because I love to write letters!
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Dear Josh,
Is it hard to remember when I am sick and that I get cranky when I am sick?  I mean it happens more times than not that you seem to forget that when I am sick it is better if I am just left alone!  I get tired of being sick all the time so it makes me cranky to say the least and working Monday through Friday makes me even more cranky and super tired!  Please try and remember that I am cranky so we don’t have to fight!
Love,
Margaret
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Dear Ellinore,
Since you must sleep on my head please don’t purr.  I mean come on I am allowing you to stay on my head all night long but the purring is getting to be too much.  If you don’t knock it off I am going to make you sleep in the garage all night long.  I know you won’t like this at all so knock off the purring!  Another thing if you must throw up for no reason at all please do it when I am at work and not trying to sleep!
Thanks
Mom
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Dear Sylvia,
Can you please stop being so damn mean.  I mine in case you missed the memo cats are for holding and you are cat!  So get used to being picked up because it is never going to end.  I am always going to hold you even if you keep growling and hissing at me while I am doing it.  Also maybe you should take lessons from you sister on how to purr and be nice!
Love ya,
Mom
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Dear Health Insurance Company,
Is it really that damn hard to pull your head out of your asses long enough to do your job?  I mean come on if you had just made a simple two second phone call you would have known that I got my new insurance in May of this year and not January of last year!  I have much work now because of you! If you don’t take care of the problem I am going to come and hurt all of you!
Margaret
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Dear Legal System,
Is it really hard to put away bad people and leave ones out that aren’t a harm to society.  I mean come on why do you waste space time and money on people that made a stupid choice and has learned there lesson.  Lets not waste space lets let them out and keep the people behind bars that are really going to hurt and rape people!!!!
Margaret
*I am in  the process of writing a post on this one that will explain this.
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Misti,
Just know I am always there for you and Ron will be out soon!
Love,
Margaret
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Ron,
I know you are scared of me!  Well you better treat her right and behave or you and I will have serious issues!!!!!
Margaret
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Well those are the letters for today!!!! Enjoy!

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