After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching theworld go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob forcompanionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairygodmother.
Cinderella said, ‘Fairy Godmother,what are you doing here after all these years’?
The fairy godmother replied, ‘Cinderella, you have lived anexemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heartstill yearns?’
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtfulconsideration, she uttered her first wish:
‘The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I’m living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish Iwere wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said,’Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother’
The fairy godmother replied,’It is the least that I can do..
What do you want for your second wish?’ Cinderella looked down at her frailbody, and said,’I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I oncehad.’
At once, her wish became reality, andher beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirringsinside her that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
‘You have one more wish; what shall it be?’
Cinderella looks over to thefrightened cat in the corner and says, ‘I wish for you to transform Bob, my oldcat, into a kind and handsome young man.’
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change inhis biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man sobeautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, ‘Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.’
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was goneas suddenly as she appeared.
For a few eerie moments,Bob and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing atthe most beautiful,stunningly perfect man she had ever seen..
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in herrocking chair, & held her close in his young musculararms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as hewhispered…
‘Bet you’re sorry now that you cut my nuts off.’
