Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy .. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He’d have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they’d have to convert or leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a ‘silent’ debate.
On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
The rabbi looked back and raised one finger.
Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.
The rabbi pulled out an apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said
that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy !!!
Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.
The Pope said, ‘First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs.
‘Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us.
‘I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.
‘He bested me at every move and I could not continue.’
Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he’d won.
‘I haven’t a clue’ the rabbi said. ‘First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy , so I gave him the finger.
‘Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him that we were staying right here.’
‘And then what?’ asked a woman.
‘Who knows?’ said the rabbi. ‘He took out his lunch so I took out mine.’

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SO I HAVE DECIDED THAT EVERYDAY I AM GOING TO TRY AND POST A FUNNY PICTURE, NEWS STORY OR AN EMAIL STORY THAT I GET. SO HERE IS THE PICTURE FOR TODAY:

TUESDAY

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT IS ONLY TUESDAY. IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE ALREADY WORK TEN DAYS THIS WEEK AND TO TOP IT OFF TODAY IS GOING EXTRA SLOW. I HATE DAYS LIKE THIS. THEY SEEM TO BE HAPPENING MORE AND MORE OFTEN TOO. IT SURE MAKES FOR A LONG WEEK THAT IS FOR SURE. OH WELL GUESS I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH THEM AS THEY HAPPEN.
MY WEIGHT KEEPS GOING UP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. SO I HAVE PRETTY MUCH GIVEN UP ON WALKING AND WHAT NOT. IT ISN’T WORKING SO I AM DON’T HAVE THE DEDICATION ANYMORE TO KEEP WORKING AT IT. IF I HAVE THE RIGHT MOTIVATION I WILL KEEP WALKING BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE NO MOTIVATION AT ALL. IT IS HARD FOR ME TO KEEP MOTIVATION WHEN I AM SEEING NO RESULTS AT ALL. IF I WAS SEEING LITTLE RESULTS I WOULD KEEP DOING IT BUT I AM SEEING NOTHING BUT WEIGHT GAIN. I AM NOT EVEN LOSING INCHS WHICH SUCKS TOO. NOW IF I WAS LOSING INCHS AND GAINING THAT IS OK BECAUSE I WOULD BE GAINING MUSCLE AND LOSING FAT. IT IS FINALLY NICE WEATHER AND I DON’T WANNA WALK OUTSIDE OR WALK AT ALL. I AM GOING TO TRY AND GO AGAIN TONIGHT BUT WE WILL SEE IF I MAKE IT OR NOT.
THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY LIKE ALWAYS. I WISH MY FAMILY WOULDN’T LET ME OUT AT NIGHT CAUSE IT IS A JOKE WHEN THEY WANT TO COME BACK IN. ELINORE REFUSES TO GET OFF THE LEDGE. SHE IS SO DUMB AT TIMES. SHE WILL GET UP THERE BUT WON’T JUMP BACK DOWN TO SAVE HER LIFE. IT GETS TO BE A JOKE AT TIMES. I HAVE JUST STARTED GOING AND GETTING HER WHICH PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE IT TAKES AWAY FROM TIME THAT I COULD BE SLEEPING OR AT LEAST TRYING TO SLEEP.

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