A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over.. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.. The man was impressed.. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock ma rket. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much . Obviously, the man was impressed…The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her… Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs..Men are like that, you know.There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don ‘t send this to five ‘OLD’ friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world!
LOTS OF POST COMING
TOMORROW I AM GOING TO POST REST OF THE E-MAILS FROM WORK. IT SEEMS LIKE I AM SO BEHIND AND LIKE I AM HARDLY POSTING ANYMORE. I PLAN ON UPDATING TOMORROW AS WELL BE WE WILL SEE HOW MUCH I REALLY GET DONE. IT TAKES FOREVER TO GET CAUGHT UP ON POSTING ON WHEN YOU GET BEHIND. I AM SURE GOING TO TRY THOUGH!
STRANGE DAY
WEDNESDAY WAS A REALLY STRANGE DAY FOR ME. THINGS AT WORK WERE DOING WEIRD THINGS AND THEN JOSH SHOCKED THE HECK OUT OF ME. I ALSO STARTED TO FEEL FUNNY. I THINK I AM HAVING AN MS FLAIR UP BUT THE AGAIN I NEVER HAVE ANY IDEA ON WHAT MY BODY IS DOING ANYMORE. ALL IN ALL I HOPE TODAY ISN’T AS WEIRD AS YESTERDAY. I DON’T KNOW IF MY BRAIN COULD HANDLE ANOTHER DAY LIKE YESTERDAY.
WHERE TO BEGIN WITH YESTERDAY. WELL LETS SEE THE FIRST WEIRD AND VERY STRANGE THING THAT HAPPENED HAD TO DO WITH A COMPUTER AT WORK. ONE OF THE GUYS NEEDED HELP PRINTING OFF A PDF FILE. SO AFTER I GOT THAT FIGURED OUT AND STARTED PRINTING IT WE REALIZED THAT IT WAS PRINTING THE PAGES OUT OF ORDER AND IT DIDN’T WANNA PRINT ALL THE PAGES SO WE TRIED AGAIN AND GOT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PRINT OUT THEN BEFORE. ON THE THIRD TRY WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED UNTIL THE END. WE DIDN’T GET PAGE 18 AND AFTER THAT IT PRINTED DOUBLES OF THE REST OF THE PAGES BUT THE WEIRD PART IS THE DOUBLES DIDN’T MATCH AT ALL THEY WERE TWO DIFFERENT MODELS?!?!?!?! IN THE END WE HAD TO GO THROUGH PAGE BY PAGE AND HAVE THE PDF OPEN ON THE COMPUTER AND FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WHAT. WE PRINTED IT TONS OF TIMES AND WE NEVER DID GET THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF PAGES. I AM STILL CONFUSED ON WHAT WAS GOING ON BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE.
JOSH SHOCKED ME BECAUSE HE WAS IN FLORIDA AND HE ACTUALLY DID WHAT HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO!!! I WAS SO SHOCKED I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HIM. HE HAS NEVER BEFORE DONE WHAT HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO WHILE HE IS THERE. HE HAS ALWAYS IGNORED ME AND FORGOT THAT I EXISTED WHEN HE WAS IN FLORIDA OR SPRINGFIELD. SO MAYBE HE IS ACTUALLY TRYING AND HE IS CHANGING. I MEAN I CAN’T BE SURE BUT HE IS SURE ACTING LIKE IT THAT IS FOR SURE. LIKE I TOLD MISTI IT WILL TAKE TIME TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS OVER A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME. ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF HE HAS REALLY CHANGED AND IF HE IS TRYING. I HOPE FOR THE BEST BUT WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS OVER TIME. I AM HOPING FOR THE BEST THOUGH AND STAYING POSITIVE ABOUT IT ALL!
THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY. I GUESS THIS MORNING MY GRANDPARENTS WERE OUT IN THE GARDEN AND SYLVIA WANT TO BE WITH THEM OUT THERE. WELL THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THE SPRINKLERS THAT WERE BLOCKING HER WAY. SHE JUST SAT THERE AND CRIED AND CRIED FOR THEM TO COME GET HER. I MEAN ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS WALK AROUND. MY GRANDPARENTS THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS SO FUNNY. I GUESS SHE COULDN’T FIGURE OUT THE WHOLE WALK AROUND THE SPRINKLERS. THEY ARE SO CUTE AND CAN ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH OR SMILE!
WORK WORK WORK
IT SEEMS LIKE ALL I DO IS WORK, GO TO THE GYM AND GO HOME AND DEAL WITH DRAMA THERE. OH WELL THAT IS LIFE FOR ME ANYMORE. IT IS VERY RARE THAT THERE ISN’T SOME KIND OF DRAMA AT HOME OR AT WORK. OH WELL THAT IS HOW LIFE IS AT TIMES. I GUESS IT IS PART OF BEING A GROWN UP. I HAVE DECIDED THAT IF THIS IS BEING AN ADULT I DON’T WANNA DO IT ANYMORE. I AM TIRED OF IT ALL. I WISH IT WAS JUST THAT EASY TO NOT HAVE TO WORK AND DEAL WITH THE DAILY STRESSES OF LIFE. I KNOW THAT I AM TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS DIFFERENTLY NOW AND THAT IS HELPING ME STAY MORE POSITIVE MOST OF THE TIME. SO TIMES I HAVE SLIP UPS BUT MORE THAN NOT I AM DOING REALLY WELL AT STAYING POSITIVE. I HAVE ALSO COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I AM NO LONGER GOING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLES PROBLEMS MY OWN. I DON’T THE TIME ANYMORE TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE’S PROBLEMS. I AM GOING TO FOCUS ON MY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE AND FIX MY LIFE AND MAKE MYSELF HAPPY THIS MAY SEEM SELFISH BUT AT TIMES IT IS WHAT HAS TO BE DONE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE AND NOT BE SO STRESSED ALL THE TIME.
JOSH IS ON HIS WAY TO FLORIDA SO THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW HE IS WITH ME WHILE HE IS DOWN THERE. YOU NEVER KNOW WITH HIM ANYMORE. SO FAR HE IS DOING REALLY WELL BUT I AM ALWAYS HESITATE OF FLORIDA BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE MOST OF THE STUFF THAT WENT WRONG STARTED. I CAN STILL REMEMBER THAT NIGHT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY AND NOW LOW HE MADE ME FEEL ABOUT IT ALL. ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY HIM DRINKING AND HIM BEING A MEAN DRUNK TO ME. IF HE CAN’T CONTROL HIS DRINKING AND HOW HE ACTS THEN HE HAS NO REASON TO BE DRINKING. HE HAS BEEN DRINKING LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW HIS LIMIT AND YET AT TIMES HE STILL DRINKS TO THE POINT WHERE HE DOESN’T REMEMBER THINGS AND THAT IS WHEN WE ALWAYS FIGHT AND HIT A ROUGH PATCH BECAUSE HE LIES ABOUT IT. WHAT HE DOESN’T GET IT IS I ALWAYS FIND OUT AND I MOST OF THE TIME ALREADY KNOW BECAUSE I TELL THE CHANGE IN HIM. I HOPE HE HAS LEARNED TO CONTROL IT OR DON’T DRINK CAUSE I WON’T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE. HE ALREADY KNOWS ALL THIS I JUST HOPE THAT HE IS TAKING ME SERIOUS THIS TIME! LIKE I TOLD HIM THE LAST TIME HE WAS HOME HE JUST NEEDS TO BE HONEST WITH EVERYTHING AND IF HE CAN’T DO THAT THEN HE IS WASTING MY TIME AND HIS OWN TIME! HONEST IS ALL I ASK FOR ANYMORE.
THE GIRLS ARE BEING THERE USUAL MONSTER SELVES. THEY ARE LOVING THE OUT DOORS AND NOW I AM STUCK WITH THE PROBLEM THAT THEY WON’T EVER WANT TO BE INSIDE CATS AGAIN. IF I EVER MOVE OUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH THEM. I WILL BE SAD IF I LEAVE THEM BUT THEY WILL BE SAD IF I TAKE THEM WITH ME. I KNOW ELINORE WILL BE SAD EITHER WAY BUT I AM SURE SYLVIA WILL ADJUST TO ME NOT BEING AROUND. WHO KNEW TWO CATS WHO WERE SCARED TO DEALTH OF BEING OUTSIDE WOULD START TO LOVE IT SO MUCH! THEY WOULD RATHER BE OUT THERE THEN IN THE HOUSE. THEY NEVER STRAY VERY FAR FROM HOME AND THEY WILL COME WHEN I CALL THEM. I CAN REMEMBER HOW I WAS WITH THEM WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED GOING OUT ALL WORRIED AND COULDN’T SLEEP BUT NOW I COULD REALLY CARE LESS. HALF THE TIME I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THEY ARE IN OR OUT. THEY ALWAYS COME TO MY WINDOW WHEN THEY ARE READY TO COME IN.
GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON WITH CHRIS AND LACHELLE ANYMORE. CHRIS GONE TO SUMMER CAMP WITH THE GUARD AND LACHELLE SHIPS TO BASIC TRAINING ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK. SHE STILL HAS TO COME AND GET HER STUFF FROM THE HOUSE AND MY STORAGE UNIT BUT WE WILL SEE IF SHE EVEN COMES AND GETS IT. GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING THROUGH HER HEAD AT TIMES. I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY ARE ON OR OFF. I AM JUST HOPING WHILE SHE IS GONE THAT I CAN GET CHRIS TO SEE THAT THERE ARE “NORMAL” GIRLS OUT THERE. I WANT TO MAKE HIM SEE THAT HE DOESN’T NEED TO DEAL WITH HER CRAP ANYMORE. I KNOW IF HE LOOKS HE CAN FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN HER. I WOULD EVEN TAKE JAIL BAIT BACK AGAIN. SHE WAS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN LACHELLE WAS THAT IS FOR SURE!!!!!
INFUSION
WELL FRIDAY WAS MY INFUSION FOR THIS MONTH AND IT WENT PRETTY WELL. ONE OF THE NURSES WAS PRACTICING USING THE ULTRA SOUND MACHINE AND GOING FOR DEEPER VEINS SO THEY ASKED ME IF I WOULD LET HER PRACTICE STICKING ME. SO I SAID SURE WHY NOT AND SHE DID REALLY WELL ON ME. IT EVEN HURT LESS WHEN SHE DID IT WITH THE MACHINE AND IT GAVE MY OTHER VEINS A REST FOR A MONTH. I BROUGHT MY COMPUTER WITH ME AND IT SURE MADE TIME GO BY FASTER THAN IT USUALLY DID WHEN I DIDN’T HAVE A COMPUTER WITH ME. ALL IN ALL THIS WAS A REALLY GOOD INFUSION!!!!
ALL DONE UNTIL NEXT MONTH!
