I was reading one of my favorite blogs this morning. Here is the url to her blog if you want to follow her or read her post http://sublimelifeofme.blogspot.com/ . After I got done laughing I decided that i was going to write to this prompt. I thought it could be a very interesting topic and I am sure if my girls could talk they would have a lot to say! So here goes nothing!
Today’s Prompt: If your pet could talk, what would you want to know?
First: I would want to ask Elinore what she is thinking when she jumps up on the window and then won’t get down when I go to the door to let her in the house. I mean come on if you can get up there why in the hell won’t you get down???? It can’t be any harder than getting up on the window ledge. I am surely confused and pissed off most of the time when it is super late and your dumb ass won’t come down! Also I want to know why in the hell you have to be a bitch to the other cats in the house? I mean you have been with Sylvia for two years now and Vinnie doesn’t bother you at all. Why do you have to walk around the house and “bitch” slap the other cats all the damn time. Contrary to what you think you don’t rule the world and the house is big enough for 3 cats!
Second: Sylvia why in the heck do insist upon growling and hissing every time some one wants to hold you? Did you not get the memo that said you are a cat and people hold cats! It amazes me that you think you are above being held. Why do you hiss every time people have to move you? I mean come on we do talk care of you and buy you expensive food. Come on I know you can be nicer.
Third: If the two of you don’t stop beating each other up I am going to lock you both in a room and leave you until one of you either wins or you two learn to get along again!
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