It Is Finally Time For Letters And All The Other Fun MeMe’s!

This is much needed this week that is for sure!  It has been a tough week for me and I really needed to write letters to relieve the stress of the week.

Letters of Intent

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Dear Tysabri,
I guess you making over a billion dollars last year wasn’t enough.  Now you have to go and make me pay the $5000 dollars a month for the only medication that was working.  I am still trying to figure out how and why I can’t get it for free anymore.  I couldn’t afford it before and I still can’t afford it.  Does it make you happy to know that you can take a drug away from people that really need it?
Pissed off
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Dear Squirrel,
Thank you for putting up with me even though I have been really down and confused lately!
Bunnie
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Sylvia,
You really need to start eating or you are going to have to go the vet and be checked out and I don’t have the money for that right now.  So stop being stubborn and just eat!
Mom
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Questions for 1/22/10: (Thanks to Casia, the Unkept Cook, Renee, Liz, and Kate for their question suggestions! Wanna be linked in a future 5QF? Head on over here to my community, and offer up your most fun, zany, quirky questions!

1. What is better, growing old with out money or dying young and wealthy?
 Dying young with money is better for me that getting old.  I have never wanted to get really old. I am kind of weird about getting old and I don’t want people to have to take care of me when I am older so I think dying young would be great!
2.
Who takes out the garbage at your house?
Everyone but my little brother.  He is really lazy at times and never takes it out unless he is told to take it out and even then at times we do it because it will get done faster if we just do it and don’t wait on him.
3.
Have you ever had the same dream many times?
Not really.  In fact I rarely dream and if I do dream they are always scary and or weird to say the least.
4.
Can you play a musical instrument?
I used to play the violin but I stopped because my violin got broke and never sound right after that.  I don’t think that I was any good anyways.
5. If you owned your own store, what would you sell?
Clothes, shoes and purses!  I would love to have my own store because then I could all the new cool stuff before everyone else did!

Today’s Fill in the Blank Friday question is:
The movie I could watch over and over again is ____________.

I can watch a lot of movies over and over again.  There really isn’t just one that I could pick.  I am famous for watching the same movies for over a week before I change it in the DVD player.  I just love movies and love watching the stories unfold even though I know how they all end!

Letters, Letters & More Letters

Letters of Intent
Dear So and So...
Well it is finally Friday and that means it is time for Friday letters.   This is such a great stress reliever and it is really fun!  You all should follow along and grab the buttons off of 3 Bedroom Bungalow & Foursons and write your own letters.  You will feel better after you write all that you want to!
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Dear DH,
You got me sick and now I am going to pull your head off and kill you!  I mean come on you say you are too sick to come to work and yet you won’t go to a doctors???? I mean come on it isn’t brain science or anything.  If you can’t come to work then you better drag your ass into the doctors and figure it out!
Thanks,
Pissed off co-worker.
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Utah Weather,
You totally suck ass!  Why in the hell do you have to snow on Saturday.  I mean come on there is never a reason to snow in the valleys.  Snow all you want in the mountain but leave us alone down here!
Margaret
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Dear “Cubs”,
Please stop the fighting over the bed crap.  It is big enough for all of us I promise.  If you two keep it up I am going to murder both of you or you will be spending your nights in the cold garage with out a spot warm bed to lay on.
Mom
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Dear Lachelle,
You made it!!!!!!  I am so proud of you.  I knew you could do it.  Now it is time to move on to the rest of training and finish that with flying colors as well!
Congrats!
Margaret
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Well that is all I have for today.  I am sick so my brain isn’t really working!  Have a great Friday the 13th!

Friday Letters From The Hospital

Well it is Friday and I am at the hospital for my month infusion.  I am sure getting tired of it taking so damn long for the infusion to get over.  I don’t think people really get how tiring it is to be at the hospital for at least 3 hours if not longer.  Oh well it has to be done to try and stop the MS.  I don’t know that it is really working but only time will tell what is going on with it. Anyways it is Friday and that means it is time for Friday letters!

Letters of Intent
Dear So and So...
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Dear Kids,
Please start to see that the bed is big enough for the both of you!!!!  I know as cats you hate sharing but you have no choice you have to share!  So deal with it!
Mom
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Dear Nurse at the U of U,
Please get it on the first stick.  I am getting really tired of you having to dig for the veins that are right on the surface.  I am not even trained to get them but hell I bet I could get it before you!  I love you to death but you totally suck at poking people!
Pissed Off Patient
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Family,
You all suck!
Margaret
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Customers,
Be nice or don’t call!  I am super tired of dealing with Assholes this week!
Tired Receptionist
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Tysabri,
Start working!  I can’t deal with being tired all the time and the damn headaches!  You are working less and less as the month go on.  If you don’t start working I am going to stop you because the bills are getting to be more than I can deal with!
Margaret
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Stupid Drivers,
If you hit me I swear I am going to pull you out of your car and kick your ass!  I might even kill you if you hurt my car.  I haven’t had it back for that long and I am tired of almost dying every night on my way home because you can’t stay in your own damn lane.  It isn’t that hard.  All you have to do is stay between the two white lines!
Thank you,
Pissed Driver
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Obama,
Go Away!
Mad Citizen
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Misti,
Join the crowd I am in a funk too!  At least we are in good company!
Love ya girl,
Bunnie
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Legal System,
You totally suck and make so sense at all!  Pull your head out and fix the stupid system!
Margaret
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O.k. now that I feel all better thanks for reading!  Have a great rest of a Friday and a great weekend!

Letters of Intent
Dear So and So...
 It is Friday and that means it is time for letters.  Not sure how good it will be this week since I am struggling with a lot of things right now but I am going to give it a shot.
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Dear Elinore,
If you don’t stop leaving me hairballs I am going to take you back where I got you from and leave you behind.  I am tired of cleaning them up all the time and having to hear you hack them up in the middle of the night.  My room is now filled with stains all over because you have to keep throwing up all the damn time.  It really is getting old very fast.
Mom
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Sylvia,
For the last damn time YOU ARE A CAT!.  Get over it!
Mom
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BCBS,
YOU SUCK!!!!! I am so tired of calling you all the time and you still messing everything up.  How hard can it really be to do your job.  I am running out of patience for dealing with you.  I am tired of calling every other day over another problem that you have caused.  I know you guys are total idiots but I mean come on it really isn’t that hard to get it figured out.  I have it all figured out when in the hell can’t you seem to figure it out?
Pissed Off Customer
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Josh,
I am not there just when you have time for me.
Margaret
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Obama,
You are a total idiot and I don’t know why people voted you into office.  Oh wait I do because you lied to everyone.  You used the fact that Americans are idiots and got voted in and now you are doing things are that against everything that America did stand for.  I think you are a Socialist and everything you are doing basically proves that.  I don’t hate you because you are black I hate you because you are a liar and are going around the world apologizing for us and how we act.  Well hate to break it to you but we are this way because that is what this nation was founded on.  In fact I have no problem with a black person being in office as long as they don’t lie and try and have the government take over the whole country.
Pissed Off Citizen
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Well now that I got some things off of my chest I can now go on with my day.

Finally Friday

Letters of Intent
Dear So and So...

Finally Friday!!!  I love writing Friday letters.  It is so fun and such a great stress reliever.
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Dear Ellinore,
Leave me alone!  I let you post now stop the nagging about it!
Mom
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Syliva,
Stop being such a mean cat!  I mean once again you are meant to be held and we are all getting tired of hearing your mouth!!!!  One more thing no you can’t post unless you talk Ellinore into letting you post on Fursdays.
Mom
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Squirrel,
You will make a great mom and will figure out what we need to do to get you pregnant soon.  I know it will be ok and you and Ron will be super happy together.  Tell anyone who is giving you a hard to come and talk to me I will set them straight!
Bunnie
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Ron,
Once again behave cause I will beat you up!!!!!!!!!
Your Worst Nightmare
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Health Insurance,
You still suck and I am ready to blow you all up.  It isn’t as hard as you are making it out to be.  Even an idiot could figure it out faster than you are doing it.  It isn’t that hard if you just use your brain.  Hell we are paying you $190 a week figure it out and if you can’t then feel free to hire me I will do it for you!
Pissed Off Customer
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Work,
You Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tired And Stressed
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Chris,
Stop smoking it is gross and bad for you.  Ask Josh how hard it will be to quit if you keep going.  Besides the fact that it is bad for your health it also makes you stink!
Loving Sister
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Grandpa,
Stop being so mean.  I mean you wonder why we don’t talk to you.  It is because you are mean and you hurt our feelings when you don’t have any faith in us.  We are doing our best and one day we will have it all figured out like you do.  It may take us long but hell look at Kent and how long it has taken him to figure it out!
Margaret
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Well those are my letters for this week.  It sure feels better to write these and get things off my chest that need to get taken off!
Hope everyone is having a totally wonderful Friday! 

Friday Letters

Letters of Intent
Dear So and So...

Well it is time for Friday letters.  This is one day that I look forward to because I love to write letters!
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Dear Josh,
Is it hard to remember when I am sick and that I get cranky when I am sick?  I mean it happens more times than not that you seem to forget that when I am sick it is better if I am just left alone!  I get tired of being sick all the time so it makes me cranky to say the least and working Monday through Friday makes me even more cranky and super tired!  Please try and remember that I am cranky so we don’t have to fight!
Love,
Margaret
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Dear Ellinore,
Since you must sleep on my head please don’t purr.  I mean come on I am allowing you to stay on my head all night long but the purring is getting to be too much.  If you don’t knock it off I am going to make you sleep in the garage all night long.  I know you won’t like this at all so knock off the purring!  Another thing if you must throw up for no reason at all please do it when I am at work and not trying to sleep!
Thanks
Mom
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Dear Sylvia,
Can you please stop being so damn mean.  I mine in case you missed the memo cats are for holding and you are cat!  So get used to being picked up because it is never going to end.  I am always going to hold you even if you keep growling and hissing at me while I am doing it.  Also maybe you should take lessons from you sister on how to purr and be nice!
Love ya,
Mom
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Dear Health Insurance Company,
Is it really that damn hard to pull your head out of your asses long enough to do your job?  I mean come on if you had just made a simple two second phone call you would have known that I got my new insurance in May of this year and not January of last year!  I have much work now because of you! If you don’t take care of the problem I am going to come and hurt all of you!
Margaret
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Dear Legal System,
Is it really hard to put away bad people and leave ones out that aren’t a harm to society.  I mean come on why do you waste space time and money on people that made a stupid choice and has learned there lesson.  Lets not waste space lets let them out and keep the people behind bars that are really going to hurt and rape people!!!!
Margaret
*I am in  the process of writing a post on this one that will explain this.
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Misti,
Just know I am always there for you and Ron will be out soon!
Love,
Margaret
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Ron,
I know you are scared of me!  Well you better treat her right and behave or you and I will have serious issues!!!!!
Margaret
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Well those are the letters for today!!!! Enjoy!

Friday Letters

Letters of Intent

Dear So and So...

Two of the blogs that I am following both write letters for friday.  So I have decided that I am going to put both of their buttons on here and do both of them.
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Dear Family,

Could you please not fight at midnight!  I mean come on how hard is it to wait until in the morning to yell and scream at each other.  I am sure that if I tried it you would kill me.  Since I have to get up so early I would appriciate you not fighting at night while I am trying to sleep.  We all know it is super hard for me to fall asleep as it is.  I don’t think I am asking too much of you!!!!
Margaret
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Dear Girls,

You both really need to stop fighting all night long.  I know you guys are awake but come on the rest of the world is sleeping make it wait until the morning.  Another thing if the bed is big enough for all of us.  We can all sleep on the same bed without having to kick someone out.  Next time this happens you both are going out of the room and the door will be shut!
Love,
Mom
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Dear neighbors,

Could you please stop working on your demo cars at midnight.  I mean come on you have all damn day to work on them why do you have to work on them all night long too?  I know you love making the cars and love being in the demolison derbys but please knock off the pounding all night long. 
Thanks,
Margaret